tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17639761930697460792024-03-05T00:23:21.740-08:00JenuineOpinionAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06574246434713564289noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1763976193069746079.post-53429684060849160862014-02-13T10:34:00.001-08:002014-02-13T10:34:12.424-08:00The Bachelor Juan Pablo- Week 6 New Zealand<div class="yiv2712422833MsoNormal" id="yiv2712422833yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1392144061880_2308" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">
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<span id="yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1392149177023_3965" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">The girls are staying at the Huka Lodge. Andi finally gets her first 1 on 1 date, she was the last remaining lady not to have a solo date. Both Clare and Cassandra are jealous, what? they had the first dates the very first week. And I know Clare isn’t complaining, she’s had the most time out of anybody!! Cassandra says she wanted the date because she misses her son and it's her 22nd bday this week. Her and Renee have a good cry together.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Watch out, JP loves to make out in or around water. New Zealand is gorgeous but it looks pretty chilly and rainy so it must be their winter. They look like they are freezing.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">What? You’re cold? Then strip down to your swimsuits and jump in the water lol. They obey and the water is about knee deep at the moment but freezing. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Juan Pablo guides her to a crevice between two caves called The Squeeze. The water gets deeper and deeper and the crack gets narrower and narrower. JP must also have a thing for caves and dark, tight places....Clare?</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;"> Man, if you were claustrophobic you would be screwed. JP just wants her to trust him, trust has nothing to do with being stuck in a canyon forever! They can tell the water in starting to get a little warmer and they see a clearing at the end, and it’s a huge waterfall! Stunning. The waterfall is warm so they huddle underneath it and of course make out. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;"> So let me just gets this straight Juan Pabs, making out in the ocean is bad, but doing what looks like the same exact thing in a waterfall is ok?? Sure.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Since they haven’t had dinner, I’m sure the champagne has gone to her head. She starts drunk spilling her heart out. Andi says she just wants a great love, losing a job or not having nice things doesn’t matter when you have a lot of love in your life. She also goes on to say how much she can’t wait to have kids, of course JP can’t get the rose out fast enough, which he has hidden in his jacket. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Afterwards, JP takes the ladies over the hill, where giant inflatable hamster balls are waiting. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Sharleens like "where does it end?" and Nikki replies "badly" LOL. I like Nikki's sense of humor. They change into their swimsuits and JP and Kat go first. They slide into the ball. Yeah it sounds as bad as it was, I swear they added squishy sound effects too. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">They even add water inside the ball so you basically just slide around. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Next it's Nikki turn in the bubble ball with JP, they make out. At the end, the ball spits you out like a newborn baby, fluid and all. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sharleen in geeking out too and I love it. Cassandra does her best Sméagol impression, how old was she when this came out, 9 years old??</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">oh there's a kitty in the hobbit house! I. Want. The. Hobbit. Kitty!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Chelsie and said kitty apparently take a cat nap together. Juan Pablo pulls Renee away first, ya know, since Clare isn't there lol. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Renee talks about her and Renees cry session earlier about missing their sons. They apparently realized some guys don't actually think kids are baggage......yeah guys with kids/baggage too, duh. JP looks conflicted for a second but makes out with her anyways. Nikki admits that she is falling for him and JP loves that she is sharing her feelings. It starts to get really awkward when he sits down with Sharleen. She starts to talk but he lunges in for a kiss.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I think that's becoming his new signature move, kiss bombing, just kissing them mid sentence. She is obviously caught off guard and the kiss is very awkward, again. She pulls away because she wanted to hold an actual conversation right before her lips were all violated. She asks him how he's doing and he's all "greeeeaaaat", turns out he's clearly drunk</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Meanwhile, the other girls are having a makeshift birthday party for Cassandra, remember because she's 22. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So guess who gets the date rose? The one who's time he completely bombed and needs to make up for.......yep it's Sharleen. But wait one second, JP wants to speak with Cassandra. Oh Shit, I know whats happening here, he's sending her ass home right now! She thinks he's taking her outside to finally wish her a happy birthday. It's a torrential downpour outside, man I feel really bad for Cass here. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">She finally catches on that he's sending her packing. He's always said he is going to cut the mothers as soon as he no longer felt a connection, so he's no longer feeling it. He "respects" her too much to make her wait until the rose ceremony. And it's her flippin</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Birthday. I bet JP feels horrible seeing this now, she should have freaking said something!! But then again, who wants a pity rose on their birthday. Maybe this was the best present after all</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Back at Juan Pablo's suite, why is he always taking her back to his place and then expects her not to be wanting more?!? Hello! Anyways she talks about how in the past, she would always bolt at the first sign of trouble but this time she is sticking around because she <strike>is on a free trip all the way across the world</strike> here for him. Juan Pablo asks what bolt means, that would get annoying, you're already signing up to be an instant step mother, now you have to basically teach JP the English language. No Thanks.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">She's all like most women and is like, you like this better than the pretty cocktail dresses. Juan Pablo and my husband both agree. Men, who knows. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">JP says he sees a future with Clare, he really likes her giddiness. Then he goes and turns on the song from that guy no one knows from their very first date. Ok that was sweet, almost makes up for the mind games he plays with her. She gets the rose, Duh! And they probably hooked up again then told her they can never do that again......until the next time they see each other, but that's the last time.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Everyone gets the rose as expected, and Kat is going home. I bet she feels like a cheap piece of trash after seeing that he sent Cassandra home mid date b/c he "respects" her too much, but Kat, yeah you can wait.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">AS Kat leaves, Sharleen is in tears. In the confessional, she says she thinks some of the other girls suit him better. She sobs that she is going to give it another week to see if their is something she is missing. If not, it's best that she leaves. And I think Sharleen should give Brooks a call from last season as soon as she obvisouly leaves this joint next week!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Also next week- Back to JP's home, Miami. oh good, so Clare can screw him in his room there too. Clare and Nikki get into fight, apparently Nikki mistakenly thinks JP is her territory, when clearly he is Clare's lol. Can't wait!!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">OH!!!!! THE CREDITS!!!- on the hamster bubble date, Juan Pablo chunks goat shit at all the ladies, I shit you not. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">They have to blur the shit out!?!?!?!?? Hilarious!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Oh Hell No!! Instead of packing up what little remaining dignity and walking off the damn show right then and there, all the girls run screaming like little school girls. Renee even picks some up and throws it back at him!! </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Way to be a perv Juan Pabs. She starts to sweat so he runs next door and buys a fan, awwww. Ok the producers buy the fan. They also stop and pick up a few knick knacks for their kids.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;"> The restaurant is obviously closed to just them but the street noise or something is very loud. JP asks more about Renee’s past. She met her baby daddy, Ben’s dad, when she was 21. They were both to young. They get along now though, for Bens’ sake, even if it is tough sometimes. Renee really wants to kiss him but Juan Pablo is still being a sporadic prude. He wants to be respectful since they both have kids, how long is he going to ride that excuse? Do you want to kiss her or not Juan Pabs? If he really had a lot of chemistry and really liked her he wouldn’t have been able to control himself (ie: Clare) Anyways she does still get the rose but admits she wanted a kiss too. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Next they all wonder down a street and ask which way there is food, to which the man invites them into his home for food, yeah that wasn’t set up at all right? Sure 10 strangers plus cameramen can come into my tiny thatch house and eat all my food. They all go out to the garden and pick out their fresh produce, Cassandra is bewildered (I shit you not, I can’t make this up) and wished they had something like this back in the US…..bitch it’s called farming!! Aww Cassandra, at least you’re pretty right? Andi uses this time to ask JP why she is on a group date again and no 1 on 1. He tells her she got the group date rose last week right? Yeah. Ok so take that as a hint that you’re not leaving anytime soon and be grateful and shut up.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Catherine and Sean's wedding was on Sunday. The 4th Bachelor Wedding and the first ever aired live. The first hour was all filler, them planning the wedding. They have moved to Texas, where Sean is from, and are still currently living apart. Hey, whatever works for them. Catherine wants their wedding theme to be "Grown Sexy". Okay, as apposed to immature sexy? The wedding planner pretends follow along, apparently roses are grown sexy. They also keep stressing that Sean and Catherine have yet to have sex, so they show him uncomfortably picking out some lingerie for Catherine for their wedding night. Next they show Catherine and said lingerie at a photo shoot, she is making sexy boudoir pics for him. Cute idea, I like it. Of course we don't get to see the pics because, lets face it, Sean at that point hadn't even see that side of her yet. They also keep showing us the empty honeymoon suite aka the much talked about consummation station. Ewww just creepy. We got it ABC, they will be having sex tonight for the first time.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">The ceremony finally starts and we get to see past contestants. Arie asks Jef with one F about Emily, hahaha yeah that ended so long ago and she just announced she is engaged to a commoner......someone who has not been on the Bachelor, gasp! There's prego Deanna and Stephen Stagilano, Trista and Ryan, Molly and Jason, Ashley and JP, and of course Des and Chris. Even Andy Dick is there! Wait? What? Your guess is as good as mine. Leslie who was also on Sean's season and technically ex girlfriend is a bridesmaid which isn't weird at all. Finally Catherine comes down the isle, what kind of music was that?? The violinist apparently were playing "Something" by Michael Jackson, it was so weird I didn't even recognize it! They recite vows. Catherine is a little obsessed with Sean, I guess there are worse things in this world than loving your husband too much lol. They kiss and Sean busts out into tears as they finish walking back down the aisle and it is one of the sweetest things I've ever seen. These two crazy birds are so in love and all from a shallow TV show.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">They don't show us any of the reception and thankfully no more of the honeymoon suite either.</span><br />
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<span id="yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1390964797531_2419" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Okay, on to Juan Pablo, who was not at the wedding. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Harrison stops by to tell the remaining ladies that they need to pack their bags because they are headed to…….. South Korea !?! Ummm ok, they all lose their shit after hearing the news</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Molly is like what's with all the shrieks it’s only Korea, not really romantic. Clare starts to cry because she has never left the states before. I mean sure I would love to visit different places all over the world but South Korea isn't one of them. It is beautiful though, lots of old oriental buildings and palaces mixed with new buildings with neon lights. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Sure she’s really confident in her moves and MAY be showing off a little bit and this is her time to shine! Surprise! The girls find out they will actually be using the choreography they just learned at an actual concert today! </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">Nikki says she about crapped her pants and I don’t blame her one bit! Dancing in front of a crowd, I would need lots of shots, lots of liquid courage. Nikki hopes they will be performing in front of the South Korean School of the Blind. Hahahaha Nikki is my new favorite. Turns out they will be performing in a mall. Is this the 80’s? I hope they run into Tiffany and Robin Sparkles. They dress them up as one would assume they dress like in Tokyo , hello kitty, anime. And they look pretty ridiculous. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;">After that total waste of a time, JP takes the group to a furniture museum (?!?!?) Kat wants JP to know she’s not just a fun girl and she opens up about her alcoholic father who left her family when she was 5. Daddy Issues!! Meanwhile Nikki is telling the other girls how she thinks Kat is not here for the right reasons, she’s all relaxed with them but as soon as JP walks in the door, she gets all loud and excited, ummm isn’t that what a lot of people do when someone they like walks into a room? Anyways the other ladies are not hearing it, they think Nikki is too negative all the time. I complain about working, I bet I would also complain if I had to constantly be with girls I may or may not like who are also dating the same guy. Yeah let the girl complain! Elise uses her time wisely by talking about the other girls to Juan Pablo. Nothing will get you sent home faster than discussing the drama in the house. She talks about some of the girls that might not be here for the "right reasons" and might not make a great step mom. Hear that Chelsie? Or Nikki? Or Kat? oh hell, who were we bitching about now again?</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">I don't think they've even kissed yet! This time he poked her in the eye/touched her eyelashes? Was he checking to see if they were real? Trying to make a wish? Nikki ends up get the group date rose for a second time in a row much to the other girls dismay. Plus Nikki gets her first kiss with him!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;"> Where is Molly? I hope they left her back in LA and not end up in the markets of Korea. Sharleen gets the 1 on 1 date. She says honestly this isn't the next step in their relationship, this date is to see if there is a relationship. She's no way in love like some of these crazy loons pretend to be at this early stage. JP admits that Sharleen is currently his favorite! Holy crap that's a bad sign. Yeah she is going to pull a Brooks and bounce somewhere towards the end. There's no way they would show us this footage if Sharleen is the actual one at the end. This has Des and Brooks written all over it.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Sharleen is worried that JP is boring and dull. But over tea, Juan Pablo sparks her interest by being a smart ass. She calls him Cheeky. They actually do have a lot in common. Both have lived outside of their home country, been an outsider. Sharleen likes his curiosity about the world.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">She tries to chicken out saying she usually don't open up that side of her so easily. Ummm don't opera singers usually sing for a room full of strangers? She felts out a few notes which of course are beautiful. It most have turned him on because she pulls her in to kiss her. Heavy make out session, bites her lip. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">holy smokes, yeah they have chemistry. At dinner they get on the subject of kids. Her expression goes stone cold and she tries to dodge the question. No seriously Sharleen kids or no? You can see the internal struggle going on inside her head, lie or tell him I think kids are little terrors? She goes with honesty and tells him she never saw herself having kids before. Growing up she always focused her career. She says she even dated a guy with a kid before and admits she was not ready for it. Damn. JP pushes further and asks what about it turns her away. She says because they wouldn't share that first together, that milestone, he already shared that with an ex who will forever be in his life. I totally understand that. I get it.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Renee, Ali and Lauren all think Sharleen is too sophisticated to have a kid, they can't see her with vomit all over her. You're right, sophisticated people have no business having kids. That should be left for the broken, single parent home.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">hahaha Renee's face here is priceless. Was the singing that bad? Then a dress up photo booth.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Next they stop at a place called Dr. Fish.........it's one of those fish pedicure places. They all stick their feet into pools of little fish that eat the dead skin of their feet. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Hungry yet? Clare gets very territorial when the other girls sit next to JP so as soon as a spot opens up she is right there by his side. Is that a terrible thing?? you gotta get time with him and show you are interested. After the fish get their fill they head out to the markets of Seoul. Clare mentions to JP that she doesn't want to eat anything crazy little octopus, so that's immediately where JP takes them. Everyone tries a tentacle except Clare. Kelly is spot on when she says Clare needs to suck it up because she knows she swallowed bigger things then that before. Hahahahaha. After I pick myself of the floor and hear everyone chanting Clare, Clare, Clare.....she finally eats a piece. She immediately spits it out but JP is so proud of her. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">That night Renee is the first to get some alone time with JP. She really wants to kiss him this time since she has yet to. For some reason tonight of all nights Juan Pablo decides that he has kissed too many girls already and is setting a bad example. Honey, going on the Bachelor is not really setting the best example to begin with. She asks if she can kiss him (Girls you never have to ask permission to kiss a guy, if anything he should be asking you!) and of course JP denies her, saying it won't be fair to their kids. ugh. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Meanwhile, Andi's time goes much better with JP. They snuggle under a blanket and he picks on her about her dancing (when did they go dancing?) and she comes back with she didn't see any great moves from him either. Ha! He says she really gets his humor. They don't kiss but she doesn't really try to either. They've spent most of their time together sucking face that they needed this time to actually have a conversation. Not kissing actually helped them here I think. She will be in the final 4.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Back to Clare, and somehow JP isn't repulsed by the vomit story. He talks about how last week she apparently told him she wanted to hold off on kissing him for awhile so they connect on a different level. Hmmmm maybe that's where he got this sudden no kissing idea from. But of course now that none of the other girls have been unable to kiss him it has now become a challenge. She tempts him by seductively eating chocolate and licking her lips. Juan Pabs can't control himself any longer and breaks his new rule.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">The party is held at a beautiful Korean palace. Looks like Sharleen is wearing her Korean dress she got on her date. Juan Pablo pulls Kelly away first for some time alone, and we don't get to see any of it! They never show us what goes down between these two. The girls all agree that those that already have roses will basically sit this party out and let those that don't yet get some time with JP. Most of the girls think that is the respectful thing to do, except Nikki who remembers this is a competition and it's a stupid idea. She says if there's any a time to be selfish, it's now. So she walks right over and steals him away from Clare. She reluctantly hands over JP but she's pissed. Nikki and JP really do have a good connection, you can tell he really wants to kiss her here but refrains. He does ask her how it's going in the house, he heard there was drama (from Elise) She's taken aback, doesn't really think there was any drama. She's right, there's no Tierra or Courtney this season. So now Nikki assumes Clare was just talking shit about her to him.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Uncomfortable! Nikki asks if Clare if she brought her up during her time with JP, Clare of course didn't and tells her she would never waste her precious time with JP talking about any of the girls. Yeah Elise! Clare does wonder though how Nikki keeps getting roses because Clare just doesn't get what JP sees in her. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Ouch. But Nikki isn't bothered because thankfully Clare isn't the one handing out the roses. The cocktail party goes by too fast so since Nikki got extra time, some girls didn't get time at all. Opps. But if Juan Pablo really wanted to talk to someone he would have, he's the El Bachelor for crying out loud.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Nikki, Sharleen and Andi already have roses. Renee is called first, Then Chelsie, Kelly, Danielle (what?!?!?), Cassandra, Ali, Clare and.......Kat.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">So that means Lauren and Elise are out. No shocker here. Elise's fate was sealed when she used her time to talk about the other girls. Lauren, well poor Lauren. She knew she was going home.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">1. Clare</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Danielle can't possibly last mush longer can she? Next week they are head to......Nam! yep Vietnam. I'm sure it's beautiful but I don't think I would want to go there. Looks like Clare also makes an ass of herself, she sneaks over to his room but she gets shot down?? Does she try to pull a Courtney and steal him away for a secret skinny dipping rendezvous?? </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sunday was a recap of all the successful Bachelor/Bachelorette couples. Of course there is Trista & Ryan Sutter from the very first Bachelorette</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">They are such a cute couple and *gasp* they actually have fights every now and then. They show their 10 year vow renewal. So Sweet.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Next we see Jason and Molly Mesnick from the Bachelor season 13</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">and their torrential downpour of a wedding, that's what you get when you pick one girl (Melissa Rycroft) but change your mind after the finale and pick the runner up. Hey, it must have worked for these crazy kids because they do look happy and are making babies.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Since we are in Seattle, we pop on by Des and Chris from last season.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Des has moved to Seattle to be with Chris and opened her own dress shop there. They are still mushy sweet and I'm positive they exchange lovey dovey poems on a daily basis.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">They have been married for a little over a year and announced they are trying for a baby. Awwww Good Luck to those two!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Then there is Deanna and Stephen Stagliano</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">.....who was never on the Bachelor but his twin brother Michael was a fan favorite, and mine! She is from Brad Womack's 1st go round on the Bachelor season 11. She then went on to be the Bachelorette for season 4, which Jason Messnick was a runner up and he went on to be the Bachelor. They have a baby on the way #BabyStag. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Of course they have to talk about Sean and Catherine who are airing their wedding live next sunday. I can't wait for these two to consummate their relationship already and shut the hell up about it!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Side note- I heard that Holly and Blake from the Bachelor Pad were also going to get a spot on tonight's couples recaps but nope. Probably because no one likes them anyways. Holly was engaged to fan favorite Michael Stagliano, the twin brother mentioned above who was actual on this show, from Jullian Harris season 5. While on the Bachelor Pad together, they break up, she starts hooking up with Blake from season 7- Ashley's season. They are now married.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cassandra gets the first one on one day this week. She's the one who was crying last week because she misses her son. So basically he is taking her out on a date to really see if it is worth her missing her son over. I think she is just too young at 21, kid or not, but that's just me. She meets him at the beach, they hop in a jeep/dune buggy looking car and drive past the marina and Cass is convinced they are going on a yacht. Not quite toots, JP has a better idea and drives the vehicle straight into the water. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Cass says this is her first date in 3 years.....so she hasn't been on a date since she was 18 before she got knocked up. No way she is ready to be a step mom and have more kids right away like JP does. She would have 3 kids before she was 24, yikes. Not Ready. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">The jeep boat looks like so much fun! They tear ass though the waves. Then pull over and swim for a bit, making out in the water. All the adrenaline got little Juan all worked up huh?</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Cut back to the mansion-Elise is talking about her mom, she was her best friend. She got skin cancer, her dying wish was for her to be on the Bachelor. THAT was her dying wish?? wow ok.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Back to the date, it's night time and they are at JP's place. Camila is with the grandparents so they can let loose. He is cooking pasta and busts out into slow dance half way through. It's awkward, not that they are bad dancers, she was a professional dancer for crying out loud (well until she got knocked up) She looks like she is trying to get the steps down really quick and JP looks like he wants to hump her really quick</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Date Card! Back at the mansion, Kelly thinks she is getting a 1 on 1 since she got the group date rose last week. Wrong Dead Eyes! Her name is first on the group date card, then Renee, Sharleen, Danielle, Alli, Lauren, Andi, Christie, Lucy, and Nikki. That means Clare, Kat, Elise and Chelsie are left to get the last 1 on 1. Clare and Kat had their dates last week so a guaranteed no date for them, sorry thats the downfall to having the very first dates, it's a long time before it's your turn again. So it's down to Elise or Chelsie, two blonde teachers. I don't care for either of them and doubt they will make it far. Like I've said before, Chelsie looks like she has crazy hidden not so deep down inside and Elise, meh, she's not very cute or interesting.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Back to Cass and JP, they are feeding each other desserts. Cass reminds us (us the viewers, not necessarily JP) again she hasn't had a date since she was 18, since basically high school!! Yeah, marriage material right here. JP is all Daaaayum she's beautiful, it's obvious they have crazy chemistry but she's just not ready. They show each other pictures of their kids so of course she gets rose. They have crazy chemistry, she is a mother, she can dance, but I just don't think he's realized just yet that this chick hasn't had a date since High School!!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Group Date! This is Sharleens first date yet, she got the first impression rose. The ladies all meet JP over at the Galaxy soccer stadium and of course they will be playing soccer! Apparently Ali has also played soccer all her life, she came out of the limo on the first night with a soccer ball but I thought it was just to impress him. She has barely gotten any screen time so know nothing about her besides the fact that she's a nanny. Andi is whining again that she isn't good at soccer, she had the nude complaint last week, she's starting to get on my nerves. Nikki is just having fun and looks like a pro out there. Kelly isn't very coordinated and Sharleen has never wore cleets in her life. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Blue Team comes out all skippy and cheesy, Red Team comes out all serious and intimidating. Red Team has the clear advantage, Kelly should just sit on the sidelines and be the mascot. Blue team scores first, but the Red Team gets fired up. Sharleen takes a ton of balls to the face but is a good sport about it. The red team is killing the blue team so bad that JP steps in to help the Blue team. Even JP pummels Sharleen, she's worse than Kelly! Red Team wins, duh. The winners get..........nothing. Usually the losing team has to go back to the mansion and the winning team gets to continue on to the later part of the date. But not this season! JP is too nice, he wants to spend time with everyone. Instead he sprays them all...............with champagne and they hit the locker rooms to change.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Apparently that takes 5 hours because it is now night time at the stadium. Nikki is the first to get some alone time, I really think JP has a big crush on Nikki. He's always touching her (especially her forehead??)</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and listens very closely when she talks and he likes her sexy tattoo hahaha. She admits that she's nervous and always worries about how much time she will get with him, but tonight she was worry free and comfortable. She hasn't kissed him yet but I think that will play in her favor. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Andi and JP raid the closed concession stand, then sneak into the back kitchen to make out. Health code violation anyone? The kitchen sanitation grade has just gone down.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Back to the mansion. Elise is worrying about who is getting the last date this week, her or Chelsie. She thinks Chelsie is too young. The Date card finally comes, Elise just gets too excited about these date cards, calm down girl. Of course Chelise gets the date since they show Elise feigning for it. Again she says she thinks Chelsie is too and not ready to be a stepmom.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Back at the stadium, JP gets more alone time with each of the girls. And considering stadiums are round and this one is empty, they can all pretty much see each other at all times. Very Awkward. Ali says she wants 4 or 5 kids, a little soccer team. Of course that's what Juan Pablo wants to hear. Danielle talks about how she was adopted when she was 2 days old, where is this chick from? outerspace? </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Next JP brings Sharleen out into the middle of the field, ya know, the focal point of the whole stadium, the place pretty much every seat in the house can see. And he kisses her! remember that little tid bit of advice Sean gave him about not kissing in front of the other girls? yeah that's shot all to hell. Of course the other girls already don't like her because she got the first impression rose and was ungrateful about it. And the kiss starts pretty awkward, Sharleen is all tense</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">She's all tongue tied but finally spits out that she wants a redo and she kisses him this time not as weird. I guess Sharleen is finally starting to like him back. The girls are all jealous, Andi is upset because she just kissed him, do these bitches seriously not watch this show? He kisses pretty much all of you! back to back! All the girls are sure Sharleen will be the one to get the group date rose, but nope, it's Nikki! And she hasn't even kissed him yet! See Ladies. Sharleen is of course upset, she says it surprises and bothers her that she cares as much as she does. She is so wishy washy, she doesn't even know what she wants.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Juan Pabs comes to pick up Chelsie for her 1 on 1 date. Elise is sitting there as he comes in and he apologizes to her for not giving her a date this week. She of course forgives him and she tells herself she is just going to focus on the fact that he talked to her first and that connection they have..............yeah, as he walks out of the door holding another womans hand, yeah sure he likes you. Anyways, they drive off and JP pops in some latino music. I doubt Chelsie can understand a word but she's all I Love This! and starts dancing like an idiot.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Juan Pablo gives the date rose the Chelsie, of course, he can't make her jump of a bridge then give her the boot. Then they go to a concert, from someone I actually know! What! But I listen to country so if you don't you probably have no idea who Billy Currington is. He sings "Hey girl" and they dance. It's cute, they are fun together. I think he may want to like her more since she's a teacher and great with kids but there is no chemistry.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">The next day bright and early, Juan Pablo shows up to the mansion to cook the girls an authentic Venezuelan breakfast and see with these chicks really look like in the morning. Kelly is the first to get up since Molly has to go out to pee. She sees JP and acts like she is just hideous or something. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">She's wearing glasses, pajamas, knee high socks and her hair in a bun. cute, but she doesn't think so, she says her grandmother always told her not to let a man see you without your face on. Never? opps, I guess I broke that rule. So and heads back up stairs to change and warn the other girls. Why?? I don't know. I wouldn't say a word, let some of these bitches come down stairs with morning breath and yesterdays makeup. ewww. Renee comes down next, if she got the warning she doesn't care because she comes down with no make up, hair all a mess and looks fine!! Ladies you are not supposed to be all dolled up in the morning!! Eventually all the ladies make their way down stairs not looking terrible or really done up either. JP espaucally comments on how cute Clare looked. They all eat and it looks delicious!! Even Molly gets in on the yummy goodness</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">He announces there will be not cocktail party tonight, but instead a pool party! Everyone in their bikinis and to the pool pronto! Juan Pablo is the first to jump in the pool, with Lucy, Chelsie, and Danielle all jumping in right after. Cassandra obivouusly doesn't want to get her hair wet so she immedialty evacuates the splash zone. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">I don't see what the problem is? Then when Kat does get her alone time, her and JP walk past the other girls to get to a secluded area, which Sharleen thinks is so rude and terrible. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Where else was she supposed to walk? Plus Sharleen made out with JP in the middle of a soccer field where all the girls could see. So yeah Sharleen and Kelly hate Kat now. When it is finally her time with JP, Sharleen is very standoffish. He asks her how she's doing and she her reply is a short "ok, you?" He's like just ok? "yeah ok, you?" He knows something is up, she goes on to say she's tired of all the cameras in her face all the time, staring into her soul. Ok, it's official, Sharleen has never seen this show before guys! She starts to cry and JP comforts her. She's starting to crack under all this pressure and I don't think she will last much longer. I think Juan Palbo will keep her around but I think she will send herself home. They make out and some of the other girls see. Now it's Clare turn to cry and be jealous. It's a vicious cycle! Clare is quiet about it though, she excuses herself and gives herself a minute in the bathroom. Someone is crying in the bathroom so Renee's motherly beacon has gone off and she's there to comfort her friend. The difference between Clare and Sharleen is that Clare actual likes JP and Sharleen is a little culture shocked. Clare gets herself together pretty quickly, meanwhile Andi tells Sharleen that Clare is jealous and freaking out over her kiss. Ugh way to exaggerate and start drama Andi. They think she's a ticking time bomb. Hello pot, meet kettle. Clare talks with Juan Palbo and expresses her fears. She basically has the first date curse, she got the very first date, had a blast, caught some feeling, and now has to sit back while other girls get their dates and fall for him as well. Juan Pablo tells her not to worry.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Final rose goes to..............Danielle?!?!? What? how is this girl still around? So that means Lucy and Christie are going home. Christie I knew because she hasn't had any screen time (neither has Lauren but she's a music composer, and we know JP likes elegant, classy women) But I was a little surprised by Lucy. I knew she wouldn't last much longer but I was sure the producers would keep her around longer for drama.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">I like Renee more but I think JP likes Andi more, but she has been a whiny bitch these past 2 episodes. And I think Sharleen is the ticking time bomb waiting to send her own self home.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Next week Juan Pablo and the girls head off the South Korea. Looks like Sharleen gets a date and we finally get to hear her sing. And it looks like the claws are coming out, especially between my 2 favorites Nikki and Clare.</span><br />
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<span id="yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1389745633999_2448"><span id="yui_3_13_0_ym1_1_1389745633999_2447" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Sunday night was another Jaunuary special. Mostly filler but we got to see the ladies who received roses move into the Bachelor McMansion and the ladies that didn’t, pack up their tear soaked prom dresses and head home. Amy J looks the worst, like she really did stay up ALL night sobbing over a man she just met. Did she really think she stood a chance? </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On the special we also found out who gets the first Juan on Juan date (sorry I had too) it’s Clare! Currently my favorite. Why did they show us this Sunday instead of tonight? I don’t know, so if you only tuned in to tonight, you were probably confused by the lack of a date card. Oh and they also spoiled who is the bathroom crier who wants Juan Pablo to die......it's Victoria!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So the episode starts right off with Juan Pablo picking up Clare for their date. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">He puts a blindfold on her and they head off. She is super cute about it, not at all complaining about her eye make-up being ruined or hair getting creased from the blindfold like most women would do. JP pulls up and it is a Winter Wonderland. Clare is stoked. They are really cute together, playing in the snow, sledding and ice skating, and Clare looks like a baby deer learning to walk. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cut to the mansion where Molly is fetching a date card. Can we have a house pet every season?? And no, crabs don’t count. Speaking of, Lucy is just hanging out topless with some of the other girls in the hot tub. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Back to Clare and JP, they have lost their clothes and are now getting hot and bothered in a hot tub. JP thought her pregnancy joke last week was cute and fun and showed that she was easy going. Meanwhile Clare is just trying to control herself around a literally hot and steamy JP. She talks about her dad passing away and how she was a daddy's girl. Of course JP eats it up, I can be your new daddy. Clare gets the date rose, duh! And they head over to the first concert of the season by someone nobody has ever heard of. They make out-she gets the first kiss of the season. JP starts out wearing a jacket, cut to singer, cut back to JP….he’s shirtless again. Not that I’m complaining but that fake snow has to be chilly, especially wearing a wet bathing suit. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Oh, they are standing on the jacket since they are barefoot. That’s the equivalent of a man removing their jacket so the lady doesn’t have to step in a puddle, which I have only ever seen in the movies….many many years ago. JP is proving himself to be an actual gentleman. But I have to point out that she always sounds like she is about to burst out in tears. But regardless, I really like these two together, she will make it to the final 4/aka fantasy suites. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> This is possibly the worst date ever. I don’t mind EDM music, it’s not my favorite, and I love all the lighting (my husbands speciality) But running?? Ugh, I don’t run unless I’m being chased. And running with thousands of other people? That’s seems worse than rush hour, people all up on your ass, people in your way, people running into you, no thanks. After running 5k they dance like raver kids and make their way to stage.</span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Of course Kat gets the rose because she has the moves like Jagger. But she does not get a kiss on this date, granted they are standing in front of thousands of people, but when has JP ever been shy??</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Seriously? What's wrong with this chick?? I guess one would call this "lack of home training". JP takes his herd of chicks to a warehouse for a photo shoot. Reminds me of Americas Next Top Model, except I think the girls are actually prettier here. The ladies are posing with dogs for a charity Mutts and Models. "Dog Lover" Kelly has got to be in heaven right now. Each of the girls gets paired up with a dog and hands an outfit. Most of the girls will be wearing swimsuits or dresses but Elise and Andi find out they will be completely nude. Of course both of them worry about what their employers will think- Elise is a first grade teacher and Andi works for an attorney. Kelly thinks they are both being ridiculous because she has to look like this, and she has a point.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> How did she not get arrested?? Anyways, Andi continues to worry about being naked until JP comes over and is like “Hey, I’ll be naked too and it’s for the puppies”. Done, she’s in! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue;"> “I'm going to straddle him everyday……that’s what life is all about, straddling people, and things.”</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue;">"I'm not a dog, I'm just a bitch"</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“Juan Pablo loves fun, I’m fun”</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“I’m not drunk, I’ve only had one drink, this is how I am sober”</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And the greatest quote from the Bachelor of All Time- “Today I gave him the Hymen Maneuver” I can’t.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Hint, hint ABC. She should have held an actual conversation with him. Sharleen apologizes to JP for her rude reaction of the first impression rose, she was just shocked and still very nervous around him. Of course JP loves it, he's so smitten with her that he didn't even notice. Meanwhile, we may have another meltdown on our hands! Cassandra is wigging out because she misses her son. Bitch it's only week 2! There's still a long way to go. Renee has to put her mommy britches on again and console another train wreck. I'm going to need Renee's number so I can call her on my bad days. Ok Thanks! JP finds out he has another bathroom crier. He's just relived that she's not drunk, just missing her son. Of course JP can relate, he has been in the exact same spot so he calms her nerves. I must say JP has been a stand up guy so far! Sure he just wants to dance and have fun, but he's doesn't play around with drama and bull shit. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">That means Amy L and Chantal are out! Amy was such a beautiful girl but she should have been interviewing to be a wifey/stepmom. And I like her even more when she doesn't cry when she gets the boot. Unlike Chantal who is very upset, let's face it, did anyone really expect Chantal to make it any further? </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">I don't think Danielle will make it much further and I think JP will get tired of Lucy's naked antics really quick. Also Chelsie still has crazy locked away I know it. Christie, Ali, and Lauren have hardly had any screen time so far, could they be sleeper contestants like Catherine was for Sean?? Maybe.</span><br />
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<span class="ms__id1454" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She is stunning, sweet and has a big smile. And I seriously think she looks like Topanga from Boy meets World. I think she will be sticking around for a while.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1460" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She is a make-up artist and a former NBA dancer. After she introduces herself to JP, there is painful, awkward silence but I think he will keep her around a bit to see some dance moves.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1466" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She is pretty, not sure if she will stand out enough to make it far in the season. And what's with the tiara, or is that a headband? She looks very bridal, maybe that was the looks she was going for.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1472" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She has some sort of accent, maybe Cuban? She works for the police which could be a good or bad thing. And she gave him a bracelet for his daughter, a sweet and smart gesture. </span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1478" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She brings a stethoscope so JP can listen to her heartbeat, oh and touch her boobs, she’s no dummy. </span></span><span class="ms__id1482" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">JP bites his knuckle as she walks away towards the house. </span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1494" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She also does something smart. She asks JP to show are some Salsa dance moves, so he pulls her close and shows her a few steps, and he has a great view of her rack. As she walks away JP comments on how good she smells.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1520" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She tells JP she has a surprise for him but that he will have to find her later to find out what it is. Smart move on her part because I doubt he would have been looking for her otherwise.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1526" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She is not in the limo, instead she peddles up on a piano on wheels, while playing. She hits a few wrong notes and is completely out of breath by the time she gets to JP, but it definitely gets her noticed.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1530" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">*After all of that, she forgets to say her name, so he chases her down in the mansion to get it. It’s a first!! The bachelor/bachelorette has never entered the mansion before all the limo’s have arrived. And it shows JP is truly trying to learn their names, the ones he’s attracted to anyways*</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1540" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">Creepy plant girl busts out 2 test tubes and some safety glasses and says she is going to do a chemistry experiment. She then tosses them into the bushes behind her and says “forget it, let’s make our own chemistry” Wow. If you have to talk about having chemistry….you don’t have any.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1546" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">Since she is from the so called country in California, she is rocking some cowboy boots with the formal dress. It’s cute but she confuses me, she’s like a walking contradiction…those damn starburst commercials. She looks exotic but she’s from the country. Acts sweet but is a complete bitch.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1552" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She’s not ugly but she has a man face. Meh</span></span><br />
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<span class="ms__id1558" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">Ok she has a worst man face! Yikes! Next! She will not make it through tonight mark my words.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1564" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She comes out in a fake preggo bump! We obviously know it’s fake since they just showed us a promo clip and there was no bump. JP takes it in stride and I don’t think anyone is fooling him either. She comes clean and JP thinks it’s cute. Sure pregnancy isn’t a way you want to find a husband, but in this case it was light hearted and broke the ice. Hey JP DID say he wanted more kids ASAP lol. He loves it and she says she is going to go inside and mess with some of the girls. Hells yes! She clearly doesn’t take herself too seriously and is still my Fav.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1576" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She comes out with a soccer ball and they kick it back and forth. How can he not love that? And she's a nanny so she's good with kids.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1582" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;"> Her limo exit is very normal, she has been learning some Spanish so she tries it out on him. Her dress is hideous though. What color is that? gold? metallic olive? puke chrome?</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1588" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She immediately lets the cat out of the bag that she is a single mother, I guess this is the best season for that. JP loves it and even calls her Mommy as she walks away…or Mami? Spanish. </span></span><br />
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<span class="ms__id1600" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She comes out with her cute southern drawl and gives him a fish hook and says she hopes he is her “Big Catch”. I’m thinking she’s got her reality dating shows mixed up, She should have applied for Sweet Home Alabama. (If you have not seen that show on CMT you definitely should, it’s a country Bachelorette)</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1616" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She hands JP a prescription bottle and tells him it’s an Rx from cupid…..and he takes some pills!! They turn out to be red hots? But still JP, why are you taking pills from strangers!?!?</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">Sharleen is next to talk with him and again he raves about her dress. He's never seen a dress like it before, she looks so elegant. She talks about living in Germany and trying to be a vegetarian, which is hard because she will order pea soup and "there will literally be a wiener in it" and I'm rolling on the flooring laughing so hard. Damn those Germans putting wieners in everything! Ok get it together Jenn. Ok JP says that he loves how worldly she is (bye Mags) Sharleen admits she knows absolutely no Spanish, to which he replies: that's ok, I know a little bit of English. haha that was cute. He loves that he can actually carry on a conversation with her so he gives her his jacket and tells her to wait there. We all know where he's headed, to get the First Impression Rose. Cut to a later interview which Sharleen confesses she was expecting to feel a little more insta-chemistry then she did and that if she's being totally honest, it felt a little forced. I can't say I hate her for this, she's being honest. In fact, the girls who say the LOVE Juan Pablo and want to marry him tonight are the crazy ones. Cut back to her waiting for JP, He comes back, sees he's carrying the rose and she's like seriously? me? Sharleen will you accept this rose.............. crickets........ seconds go by.......... looks like she's wants to say something.......feels like minutes......."Sure"........sure??? She is the most unenthusiastic First Impression Rose recipient ever. Sure? Then she keeps saying "thank you, Sir" Ugh! Sir! I'm cringing. She went from having my vote to cringe worthy in 2.5 seconds. I can't figure out if I like her. Sir, jeeze.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">8. Ali</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">10.Sharleen</span><br />
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<span class="yiv9273619087ms__id660 ms__id1159" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: small;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfwp-A4GVj4H3rO0wFDN3wcdqciLZ1x96rO5saXIfNb6MyFVlRyZxun4iEt0S3MaJdbqAL-Tpv8C_anoEvcvpNylb1Qwwk1Kp9CcW_mcFzPG3rvWyDcWeeKUv0rLShCovKCTjFKXWKe3_U/s200/blogger-image--1419098373.jpg" width="200" /></span></span><span class="yiv9273619087ms__id660 ms__id1159" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue; font-size: small;">Talent? More like a cry for attention. </span></span><br />
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<span class="yiv9273619087ms__id695 ms__id1194" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">Ok so we know JP is sexy, we got that. What else? He is 32, single dad and he’s the first ever latino bachelor, so suck it people who complained this show wasn’t diverse enough. Sorry that white women are the primary audience for this show. They run through a montage of shirtless JP on the beach, shirtless JP working, shirtless JP staring out into the horizon pondering what these bitches are going to look like. Oh and JP was working out with what looked like a Monster Truck tire, you know, the norm. Somewhere Grave Digger or Big Foot are missing a tire.</span></span><br />
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<span class="ms__id1230" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">She had always been one of my favorite contestants. Not only was she <span style="background-color: white;">gorgeous</span> but she was so sweet to everyone on the show and she wasn’t a <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="background-color: white;">psycho</span> </span>bitch like most of these women. She had a heart of gold. I’m not even 100% sure why she was ever even on this show in the first place. But yeah, she hung herself. Why in the world would such a beautiful girl do that? I have no idea. I heard it was because her <span style="background-color: white;">long term</span> boyfriend had just broken up with her. She could have had almost any man in the world but ended her life because of some idiot. I just don’t get it.</span></span></div>
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<span class="ms__id1234" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">Places- beaches, waterfalls, 2 of the girls flashing a city skyline, <img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjes4CQpdmd0OnlIbZbUf9ty7iImt-qlgde5hrkSwPy59kbTXWYe5_9BN-KwKPYXKZ6BJFjc6kE6oIAQ7ZL6IoVSI7e4Asrb9wwK8D-6k_6BgvuK8dp-IAuStjGDGLFaErImDo0cnfqVbxB/s200/blogger-image--1458117010.jpg" width="200" /></span></span><br />
<span class="ms__id1234" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">cruise ships which means we will be going to Miami, and I also see oriental structures……China? Japan? </span></span><br />
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<span class="ms__id1238" style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: blue;">A crier in the bathroom, one of the ladies with dark brown hair is crying hysterically in a bathroom stall and shouts “I hope Juan Pablo dies” followed by a clip of JP getting fed up and walking out! Either we have someone who doesn’t take rejection very well or we have our first ever Bachelor homicide!! This very well my be The. Most. Dramatic. Season. Ever.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">It's that time of year again! Bachelor Time! The holidays are over, it's cold and grey and blah outside. Some people even get the blues. But have no fear, it's Juanuary and Mondays just got a hell of a lot more survivable! Fridays just seem so distant at the start of the week, am I right? Of course I've already checked the 27 ladies vying for Juan's heart and of course I already have my favorites just from looks and Bio's alone. When I heard Juan Pablo was going to be the Bachelor, I told my husband this is going to be the best looking cast ever. I figured he would have a bunch of beautiful exotic women like Victoria Secret models Adrianna Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio. I wasn't wrong, most of the women are gorgeous.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><strong>1.Victoria</strong>- <img alt="Victoria " height="96" src="http://static.east.abc.go.com/service/image/index/id/02864a48-8259-4cd6-8df8-e08a026313f8/dim/172x96.jpg" width="172" /><span style="color: #999999; font-size: xx-small;">(Credit: ABC)</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="color: blue;">She's gorgeous and she's from Brazil! Sure they speak Portuguese and JP is from Venezuela which speak Spanish, but surely their South American backgrounds will spark a connection. Plus she is a legal assistant, girl's gotta have some brains.</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><strong>2.Clare</strong>- <img alt="Clare " height="96" src="http://static.east.abc.go.com/service/image/index/id/75b6ccae-b0ad-4914-99dd-dfdf1ca3dd76/dim/172x96.jpg" width="172" /> </span><span style="color: #999999; font-size: xx-small;">(Credit: ABC)</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">She looks like a spunky blonde. Is she the right one for JP? I dunno, but she is MY personal favorite at this point.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Cuban beauty, her large family owns a spice company in FL.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">News reporter from FL. Kinda looks like Topanga from Boy Meets World here.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">From Atlanta but she has some exotic features maybe?</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">She is a former NBA dancer so you know JP will love her dance moves.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Also a NBA dancer. JP has stated he wants a lady he can dance with....</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Exotic beauty.....Indian? Middle Eastern maybe? Hell, I can't tell.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">In the promo's, Juan has stated his top 2 priorites are: she has to be great with children and know how to dance. He wants a lady that will love his daughter Camilla as well as have rhythm on the dance floor...........or bedroom. To quote Ludacris, he's looking for a lady on the street but a freak in the bed. Juan has also said he doesn't want a drunk, so if anyone gets sloppy that first night (and there's always one!) I bet you Juan will toss her in the reject limo faster than she can say "Woohoo I love this song, wait where are my shoes?" </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Juan has to eliminate 7 women the first night. My choices at this point would be-</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><strong>Kylie</strong>- <img alt="Kylie " height="96" src="http://static.east.abc.go.com/service/image/index/id/1c3215e3-6b42-4586-b3ab-6ef4a8ca3ea5/dim/172x96.jpg" width="172" /><span style="color: #999999; font-size: xx-small;">(Credit: ABC)</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">This redhead just looks scary, and it has nothing to do with her hair! And I'm pretty sure I saw a hideous hand tattoo during a promo. yikes. no</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">She reminds me of Blakely, no thanks. And again, I'm pretty sure they show her sobbing on the first night. Next!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">She looks pretty but she has vacant eyes, like stripper eyes....I swear, eyes can tell you a lot about a person.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Occupation: Free Spirit. really??? Get a job bitch.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Her features are too much, the wild hair, big teeth and intense eyes. That would be scary to wake up too.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">That leaves 12 girls in between. Cute girls that haven't really made an impression on me yet. Of course that will all change after the first episode. We have no idea who is the drunk, the bitch, the crier or who comes out of the limo doing something cringe worthy. Past examples include- wearing a wedding dress, bringing your grandma, proposing, and of course, slapping him across the face. I can't make this shit up.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">ABC was not kidding when they said this was Juanuary. Every Sunday night this month there is a Bachelor special! </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">-This Sunday the 5th is a recap of Juans journey thus far.....ie- Des dumping him last season.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">-Next Sunday the 12th will be a special/recap of the first night. We will see what happens after the first ladies are executed, I mean eliminated. We will also see the remaining ladies move into the mansion. I'm super stoked about this basically behind the scenes footage and get to know these ladies a little faster.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">-Sunday the 19th will be a couples update, who's still together and who's not.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">So stock up on your wine and lock up your dignity because It's Juanuary!</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tonight the Top 10 dance with All-stars and finally the judges fav goes home. The show opens with a Chris Scott routine with rocking chairs. Everyone is wearing white and tan, looks very classical, old world. I like it. Cat comes out looking sleek in a tan dress with studs down one side. And her hair straight and sleek. Cute. Did I mention everyone is dancing will All-Stars tonight? Debbie Allen is the guest judge and she's just ok to me. She choreographed Fame and well I think her 15 mins are up. And she rambles like she has been sipping the Paul Abdul crazy juice. </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tucker is automatically in the bottom this week since he couldn't dance last week due to his knee infection, eww. Joining him is Nico, and McKenzie and Jenna for the girls. I soooo called this last week! Finally the judges have to choose between their two beloved yet non connecting favorites. They HAVE to choose, no savesies on both. Also they are not going to have them dance for their lives, they've already seen them before and are going off of tonight's performances. I have no preference, hell all 4 can go home if they'd like, sorry but none of them are winning this thing.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><u>Amy w/ Brandon</u> from Season 5. Disco by Doriana Sanchez to Whitney Houston's "I will always love you"-the drag queen remix. Seriously I bet this version is a hit in gay bars. This dance was fun and energetic and a great way to start the show. The final pose was a death drop that Amy came an inch from the floor. Yay Brandon, sorry Fik-shun, you could never hold Amy like that. Mary says she didn't like the song but "I will always love you, Amy" and that she has never seen a drop so close to the floor and not touch. Debbie calls Amy a stick of dynamite and she is spot on. Nigel calls it vivacious and that Amy can learn a lot from watching All-Star Melanie later on in the show because she reminds him of her. Major Compliment. </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><u>Aaron w/ Katherine</u> from Season 6. Contemporary by Stacey Tookie. I looooooove Katherine and I'm so excited to see Aaron paired up with her. Here's the thing, Katherine never had a big personality, she always just spoke volumes with her dancing. How is that any different that McKenzie or Jenna, I have no idea but Kat has something these two bottom ladies don't and I can't figure it out. Sure Mc and Jenna could be considered prettier but I can't take my eyes off Kat. Anyways back to the dance. It is about loving unconditionally. Mmmmm those muscles, Aaron held her a lot of the times just by his arm, her dangling from his bicep. He was so strong but yet tender, held her like a woman should be held. This was so beautiful I got chills and it gets a standing ovation from the judges. Debbie says they were on fire on that stage and Aaron raises the bar every week. Nigel comments on the look Kat gave Aaron after the routine finished, it was a look that was so proud of him. Mary says it was so beautiful, he shows such growth, strength and tenderness. My thoughts exactly, this is definitely 1 of my fav dances tonight.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><u>Paul w/ Whitney</u> from Season 9. ChaCha by Jean Marc. Jennifer Lopez's "live it up". This was fun and Paul is sexy and all but meh. And did he lose her grip towards the end? I don't think it was that great, and it was HIS genre for crying out loud. But the judges give it a standing O??? Are they going to stand for everyone except Amy at the beginning? Mary says he danced his booty off and he's the first to be put on the Hot Tamale Train tonight. Really??? Better than Aaron and Fik-shun?? Or was it just because this is Mary's favorite genre. Debbie says he was in his element and was great, did I miss something? Nigel says they were born for this partnership and that Paul could win this whole thing. WTF?!? Really?? What are the judges smoking this season? Maybe they are being nice because it's his bday, he's 22 today.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><u>Nico w/ Comfort</u> from Season 4. HipHop with Nappytabs, oh this should be good. Missy Elliot's "get your freak on" They are supposed to be reptiles in the dance and there is a huge net hanging from the ceiling in the middle of the dance floor. Man is this dance fun and silly. They really embrace the characters. I thought Nico looked a little gritty too. And their makeup is awesome! My sister is a makeup artist so it reminded me of all the crazy stuff she can do. What no standing O from the judges? We are just not on the same page tonight. Nigel didn't like it as much as the crowd did. Mary said he got his freak on and went out on a limb and pulled it off. Deb loved his isolated head movements, very Jurassic Park. Afterwards, Comfort crabwalks and scurries off stage. Cat calls her talented and mad as a hatter, true. I really liked this routine, was it as good as the Hummingbird routine a few seasons back? No, but it was still great. </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><u>Tucker w/ Robert</u> from Season 7. Contemporary by Travis Wall. Guy on Guy dance about brothers who have a near death experience and getting a second chance. Both Tucker and Robert have both had serious injuries that left them with the possibility to never dance again. It was pretty and there are man tears everywhere. Judges are on their feet for them. (That means they stood for 8 dancers tonight, excluding Amy and Nico) Mary is in tears and can barely speak but spits out that it was amazing. Deb wonders how he is in the bottom when he is in her top (because he was hurt and couldn't dance last week duh! Focus Deb) Nigel says it was an incredible piece of television, he is just eating this up. He also speaks of tragedies, he's talking about Danny Tidwell, Travis Walls brother who was also on the series. Did he die? What is going? Ok Danny is fine, just had a similar struggle in the past. Don't scare us Nigel! Anyways, Lizard Nico is going home tonight after this dance.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Yep, the bottom dancers are on stage and Nico is in tears too and not because of Tuckers dance, well kinda, because he knows he's going home. The judges say the guys vote was not unanimous(ouch) and Nico is out. The girls though, the votes were split 9 to 6. Apparently there are 15 judges (dang).........and McKenzie is out! Wow, Nigel says he was out voted, can't believe he let his favorite go home. So McKenzie's Broadway and Nico's Reptile dances don't matter tonight.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Hey Guys! Tonight's episode opens with a Bollywood number and holy crap is it fun, great way to open the show. Cat comes out in a white mini dress, with sheer leaves. It's cute, and of course the white looks great against her tan. But wait, Cat has bad news again and it's any guy with an injury! What are they doing to these dancers?? Working them hard I guess, dancing ain't easy. So Tucker had an infection in his knee, he is ok now but he couldn't rehearse his routine so he has to sit this week out. Cat says if he makes it tonight, then next week he will automatically be in the bottom since he can't dance. Seems fair, but I don't really care, is that terrible? I mean he's a great dancer, just not one of my faves. Kenny Ortega is the guest judge, he is a choreographer- Dirty Dancing, High School Musical.....he even directed Hocus Pocus. The dancers that make it this week with be in the top 10 next week and also be in the SYTYCD tour this fall. </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ok so who makes it? Who's in the bottom? The bottom 3 girls are- Jenna (again), Malece (no!), and Amy (what?! just b/c she fell?) The bottom 3 guys are- Allen (again), Nico (ok) and Tucker (bad knee, uh oh). The judges immediately save Jenna and Nico, what?!? Jenna seems like she in the bottom ever other week and they always save her, the judges didn't even like her dance last week (the first routine...that he called forgettable) I can't believe they didn't save Amy off the bat, or even Malece, they loved her last week!?! The judges always save Jenna and McKenzie, how many times do they need to be in the bottom? I'm bummed, either way one of my favorite girls is going home, Amy or Malece. </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Haley & Nico- Broadway by Sean Cheseman. Haley fact-she LOVES animals, all animals and she's gaining more space in my heart. Nico fact- he puts a beanie hat on immediately after showering so his hair stays smooth. In this dance, Haley is a gypsy/fortune teller who is seducing Nico. It is fun and playful. Haley is so sexy and fun to watch, I will need a new fave girl after tonight anyways. That one legged flip was awesome, I think the judges will definitely remember this opening routine this week. Especially since they are on their feet, Standing ovation. Nigel says it was the best Broadway of the series, really!? I mean it was great and all but THAT great? I dunno. He also points out that Haley has never been in the bottom, dang. I'm not sure what Mary says here because I was distracted by all the glitter on Mary's chest. why so much? Is she going to prom after this?</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jenna & Tucker/Alex freaking Wong-Paso doble by Jean Marc Genereux. Jenna fact-she snorts when she laughs, ugh seriously? Tucker fact- he always smells amazing, even sweating during practice. Cue clip of Tucker soaking himself with Axe body spray. Watch out angels lol. Anyways, Tucker was hurt so Alex Wong steped in, this dance is a Paso but instead of bulls they are Pirates and it is cool. Jenna was flicking that dress all over the place. Okay Okay I get that the judges saw this awesome dance during rehearsals, but that shouldn't count, Jenna should have had to do a solo like the other girls. I just don't get why they keep saving her and McKenzie every week. With that being said, this is my top 2 routine of the night....Alex freaking Wong may have something to do with it. Mary said the were blazing up on the stage. Kenny said Jenna attacked it and she it at the top for him. Nigel said commended Jean Marc on the clever pirate paso idea. He also said Jenna was brilliant and that this was a preview to come next week, with all the couples breaking up and everyone dancing with a different All Star each week. Can't wait.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Welcome Back! This week they are narrowing it down to the Top 12. The opening number was very good, it was very tribal and animalistic. Sonya and Dimitry choreographed it so of course it was good. Malece had the showcase, swinging above. Cat comes out wearing a soft pink/peach dress and her hair pulled up, not bad. But the dark makeup needed to go. That dark lipstick did not go well with the pink dress. She's still lovely, but she has some bad news......Another dancer down. Curtis has hurt his shoulder and can not dance tonight. Pretty sure he is a goner. That's 2 guys who have had to leave due to injury's, what are they doing to them? lol. Anna Kendrick is the guest judge and I fall more in love with her every time I see her, and tonight is no exception. Really showed how weak of a judge Carly Rae Jespen was last week, sorry! and I love her too but it's true.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">That time is finally here! The Shocking Conclusion! Can it top last weeks drama and heartbreak? We will find out. Tonight is bittersweet, Mondays are losing their only redeeming quality. We have to wait all the way until January for the next bachelor......who will it be??? We find out everything tonight. Tonight's episode is being shown in front of a live studio audience, this is a huge bachelor nation event. The episode officially begins and we pick right back up where we left off last week, Des is still torn up about Brooks departure. Harrison asks Des if she's ok, she tries to hold back the tears but she is clearly not ok. She says "at this point, I just want to go home" this clip as been teased all season and I have no idea what's going to happen. I'm hoping Brooks comes walking up any second but I guess that's just my wishful thinking. After many, many tears later, Des decides she if going to go ahead with the rose ceremony, oh yeah, forgot about that. Chris and Drew have absolutely no clue that Des' world has been turned upside down. They arrive for the ceremony and Harrison informs them that Brooks will not be joining them tonight and lets Des explain. Well at least she tries to, she looks like she is going to bust out in tears any second. She says Brooks chose to leave on his own and it really hurt, she then tells the guys that if they don't have feelings for her in return to please not accept the rose and then breaks down. Poor girl, the guys look crushed and look like they just want to console her. Chris says he loves her. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Drew says he is ready to propose and could never walk away, like Brooks did. Cut to live audience, Chris asks some of the ladies some questions. The booze must be flowing because these bitches be slurring, who's got the drunk eye? that girl. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The next day, Des has a date with Drew. They are going horseback riding around the island and Des doesn't even hop down from the horse to greet him, ouch. She asks him what he's been up to.....hanging by the pool? No. By the beach? Nope. ok then what have you been doing? Oh just sitting in my room. Man this is painful! Des is just not feeling it. She says she just can not get excited about this date, she can't even enjoy the beautiful view. This is not looking good for Drew. Afterwards, they sit down to have a picnic on the beach and Des says "we need to talk". No good has ever followed those words. Long story short, she just knows it's not right. Drew is shocked but tells her she should not have to apologize for not loving him back. Surprisingly Drew takes it pretty well, no man tears or nothing. Damn. I knew he was not going to be around much longer but I did not expect her to cut him in the middle of the date.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Next is Chris and I really hope his date goes better.....or they won't have anything to show for the last two hours. Chris also has no idea he is the last man standing. Des seems relaxed around him and she's actually smiling again, yay! They have always been so cute together but Brooks always seemed to steal the show. Ok I will stop talking about him, he's not coming back. Des takes Chris out on the catamaran that Brooks didn't use last week, ouch. Chris brings up the rose ceremony and how he just wanted to run over and give her a hug when she started crying. The also says "you'll have a shoulder to cry on if you have to, you will never have to just stand there by yourself". AWWWW They makeout on the boat, then in the ocean and all i can think about is shark week! Watch out for Megalodon!! LOL. That night, Des meets Chris back at his room and she pounces in the door to lay one on him, girl must be excited. Chris toasts to the night. He says their relationship has never taken a step back, they always pick up right where they left off.....the complete opposite of how Brooks felt. Des just got slapped in the face with the truth! Ok Ok I've come to terms that he is just not coming back and Chris is looking more and more like a perfect match for her. Chris's feelings for Des never falter and he has always been able to communicate his feelings, something she's said she needed since day one. Chris says he is more than comfortable with the up coming decision and is ready to meet her family. Crap! I forgot about her family, damn you Bachelor! You've got me all out of whack! They move the conversation to the bed and something tells me it's about to get more action than the fantasy suite. Chris has a gift for her and it's a journal, no not Zaks with the sweet but strange dad to daughter message. This one has his very own message in it. Des is crying again but this time it's happy tears because she is finally receiving love back, not just a one way street like in her past.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Back to Harrison and the live audience. Jackie, Leslie and Lindsey from Sean's season are there again, These ladies must have nothing better to do since there is no Bachelor Pad this year.......oh and Sean and Catherine are there too to rub their happiness in their faces. Harrison asks the question we all want to know, when is the freaking wedding already? They apparently have a date set very soon but they aren't going to tell us, Bastards! Harrison asks Jackie about her thoughts when she was in Madeira with Des to meet the guys, she thought Brooks was the one. Why Harrison?! Why keep bringing him up, why tease us asking if he's coming back. He's not, stop toying with us! Besides Chris is looking more and more like a better match anyways.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Back to Des and Chris, he will be meeting her parents and brother today! Why have they been holding out on the brother teasers from us?? Her brother Nate asks Chris how he feels about her having a possible stronger connection with someone else. He says in normal life, other guys may be pursuing her as well, you just don't see it. Next Nate asks about Drew with a big smirk on his face knowing good and well that he is no longer here. Chris replies he's a great guy, no way he's going to bash Drew. See Nate, THIS is what a decent guy is like, take some pointers. Chris sits down with her father and asks him for her hand in marriage. He of course says yes. Chris leaves and Des talks with her brother privately, ewww he is just sooooo gross. He asks if she loves Chris, she says "yes, in this moment" yikes. Nate isn't buying it either and calls her out for still having feelings for Brooks. Does she really love Chris or is she just settling. Damn, Des and America are shocked that he's actually making sense. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Meanwhile, Chris is meeting with Neil Lane to pick out a ring! oh snap! it's happening! Chris is also still talking about Drew being there and someone really needs to tell him.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Finally the day of the last rose ceremony/proposal. Des is wearing a peach/pink strapless gown, it's beautiful but not my favorite color. She says she needs to be completely honest with Chris and tell him exactly how hard she fell for Brooks. Chris' limo arrives and he looks like he's about to puke. He meets her at the platform and he immediately starts gushing about all their dates together, dancing in Munich, that deserted island in Maderia. Then he starts to get down on one knee, but Des stops him and he/we all assume it's for the worst. Chris looks crushed for a split second. But no she just wants to be honest with him, She tells him he is the only guy left, the only one who met her family, that she sent Drew home a couple days ago. She also explains that she had such strong feelings for Brooks that it clouded her mind. She realized Chris had been her rock all along. And now I'm in tears. He's been the communicator she's been looking for. Then he finally gets down on one knee and she says yes!! They look so happy and so cute together.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ok My thoughts- I know I was team Brooks and I really wanted him to come back. One reason was because how would Chris (let's face it, Drew never stood a chance) feel after seeing all of it unfold on TV, there would be no way they would stay together. Remember Brad and Emily, after the show, Emily was so pissed and their relationship crumbled because she finally saw his relationship with the other women aka fantasy suites. So I assumed Chris would be the same way if she settled for him. But now I take that back, Chris had been her rock from the beginning, they always wrote poems back and forth, they built a stronger relationship than her and brooks ever did. I'm sure it hurt Chris to see it but I may be crazy for saying this but it might have made them stronger. I'm really rooting for these two and do think they are a perfect match.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">AFTER THE FINAL ROSE- Harrison is right, it was a roller coaster of a season! Des comes out and she's looking great in a sparkly, white, mini dress. Harrison asks if she's happy and she says she had to go through the bad/heartbreak to see the good. That Chris was always there for her no matter what. Harrison asks the hard question, is Chris a rebound? Des says no because she had always had feelings for Chris since the beginning, just took a little longer to flourish. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Finally Chris comes out. Harrison immediately asks the million dollar question, how does he feel about Brooks relationship after seeing it. Chris says they have built something great since. They haven't seen their proposal yet so they watch it again....but they don't show they whole thing, just after she stops him the first time from getting down on one knee. Harrison asks what's next? Des says she is moving to Seattle this weekend!! Chris just got a new job there so they are going to start fresh in a new place together. So sweet. But this season isn't over yet folks! Not without one more last poem! Chris busts out a framed poem and it has dried rose petals from all the roses he received from Des at the ceremonies. So freaking sweet! Brooks who?</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And Last but Not Least the Next Bachelor is....................Juan Pablo!!! And the Crowd. Goes. Wild. Thank God! I don't think I would have been able to watch had it been Zak or Drew. I think Juan Pablo will be just the thing we need to warm our cold and dreary hearts in January...........or should I say Juanuary. oh and he will be the first non-white Bachelor/Bachelorette on this show (excluding the 25 contestants of course) I wonder if somehow the Bachelor masterminds planned this to shut the media up about it? Anyways, what are we going to watch now on Mondays for the next 5 months???</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06574246434713564289noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1763976193069746079.post-60235820936465672462013-07-30T14:37:00.000-07:002013-07-30T14:43:18.633-07:00The Bachelorette- Finale Part 1<div id="yui_3_7_2_1_1375218008594_1702" style="background-color: white; color: black; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Welcome to part 1 of the "SHOCKING CONCLUSION" of the Bachelorette! The most dramatic event of the summer....They say this every year and they have a lot of living up to do! Des is meeting her final 3 guys in beautiful Antigua this week. I've been to Antigua and it really is that gorgeous, of course, it's the Caribbean!! The first 30 mins is a recap of the season, yeah yeah yeah we know all the other guys she sent home, yes we remember Brian with the GF. Now she's talking about her 3 remaining guys. Chris- athletic, sweet, poetic. Drew- sweet, hot body, family man. Brooks- well he's in a league of his own. Finally, we get to the exotic dates.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Drew is up first. They hop in a Jeep, with Des finally letting the guys drive, to explore the island. Drew drives a little ways then pulls over to kiss her. Ugh, his cheese is too much. It just seems so forced- See Des I like kissing you, I like kissing girls I promise. They stop at a party at what looks like a local bar/restaurant. There are drums and booze and dancing. Then they bust out the Limbo pole! Oh snap it's getting crazy over here folks haha. They sneak away for a picnic to soak up all that rum and talk about last weeks hometown date. Of course his family loved her! Duh he's bringing a girl home. That night, Des had a romantic dinner planned on the beach but a storm rained it out. Drew makes use of the opportunity to kiss in the rain, he almost sucks her face off, his hands all in her hair (hey thanks b/c the humidity hasn't done enough) All the while she's still trying to hold an umbrella hahaha. They make their way inside and Surprise! it's the Fantasy Suite! Dang Des must really wanna see that Ken doll body, too bad his package is probably the same as a Ken doll to...nada. Des officially gives him the Fantasy Suite card, he says yes, he really wants to wake up next to her and say good morning. They sit indian style on the bed and make out, I don't know about you but I love to make out awkwardly sitting like that hahaha. Drew then tells the cameras it's time to get out! It goes dark and we hear lots of kissing and slurping, ewww. I wonder how far they went? Especially if she loves Brooks so much.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Meanwhile, Chris is on his date with Des. They take a helicopter to the nearby Island of Barbuda. What a gorgeous date! Loooove the color of the water down there. They have a picnic on the secluded island, then get in the ocean. Did they wait the 30 mins before going in? I don't know but it doesn't matter because they spent the majority of the time rolling around in the sand making out while the waves crashed around them. Now THIS is chemistry and Drew doesn't stand a chance. They spend the rest of the day intertwined, making out in the ocean. That night, no rain so they have dinner outside. Things get serious when Chris talks about the future. He has a great job opportunity in Seattle and wonders if Des would be willing to relocate there. She says she loves California but she can work anywhere. Chris loves that she's open and ready, his words not mine. The frogs or jungle crickets or whatever are so loud right now, shhhh I can't hear what they are saying. Des presents him with the Fantasy Suite Card. Of course he accepts it. He says he just wants it to be relaxed, no expectations, just watching the stars. Their suite is an awesome indoor/outdoor space, plenty of places to "star gaze." First things first though, Chris has another poem for her, oh goody. Hey it's their thing and it's somewhat cute. They make use of the hot tub and I don't know how they would not hook up tonight.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Brooks finally heads to Antigua, and Chris Harrison shows up at his room. Uh Oh! that's never a good sign! Brooks tells Chris that he's not madly in love with Des yet, he wanted his feelings to be much further along than this. Harrison asks- So are you just not sure, or are you not in love with her? Brooks pauses for a while, letting that question sink in, obviously he's not sure. But he's not ready to propose so he's going to break it off with her. O.M.G! I get that this is a serious matter, but they don't have to get married tomorrow! He can still be the one at the end but with no proposal just dating exclusively, that happens all the time on this show. But Brooks has made up his mind. Des is getting ready for her date and is gushing about Brooks, awwwww she is going to be devastated!! Brooks walks up and Des immediately knows something is wrong, which makes Brooks feel worse because she can read him, they have that connection, then what are you doing dude?!? They walk out on the pier and sit on a bench. What a beautiful place to get dumped : / He lists all the things that he loves about her but says when they are apart, he loses those feelings. He really, really wants to be madly in love with her but he's not. Ouch, Des can't even look at him. Des asks -Why now? Why not before? He says he didn't know, was still trying to figure it out. She pulls her knees up to her chest, buries her head and cries. Brooks tries to put his arm around her and she says stop it! she is pissed and hurt. She finally confesses to Brooks that she was at the finish line, she loved him, that he was the one. Brooks looks shocked at this revelation, really? He knew she was further along than him. Brooks looks so torn at this point. He asks why she didn't tell him before, she says because she COULDN'T!! Des is like alright, I guess you got a plane to catch, lets go. Des starts to walk him to the exit limo, I'm just waiting this whole time for Brooks to come to his senses. Brooks says something along the line of at least now she doesn't have to be conflicted in her decision....Brooks is just not getting it. She says the only reason she was conflicted was because she wanted to choose him all along, go on all the dates with him. Des finally parts ways with him so she can officially bawl her eyes out in somewhat privacy. Brooks walks the rest of the way to the limo but stops every few feet to turn back, cry, and debate on going back. YES go back! He's crying so hard but he's the one who wanted to break up, he can still fix it! He says he doesn't want to leave and wasn't expecting to feel this way. Des heads back to the pier to hang her feet off the edge and cry in her lap, good call, the cameras can't get all in her face, they have to stay back and shoot from behind (hahaha ok now is not the time for a dirty joke, gosh) Brooks finally makes himself get in the limo and he drives off. Des says "It breaks my heart knowing that I have 2 amazing guys. Guys who want to and do love me. But I know I just can't love them as much, and that's not what they deserve. Honestly, for me, it over" and scene.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Welcome back, that week off seemed like a long time right? The opening number is by Stacey Tookie and it's alright. Everyone is all in red, Jasmine is the focal point in a red gown. Where is Fik-Shun? wait there he is, pheeewww, got worried for a second. Everyone rips off the red clothes to reveal grey drab clothes underneath. Jasmines gown goes whisking away by ropes from the ceiling, did they not want to wrinkle it? Hang Immediately! This routine was ok, not as great as previous openers.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cat comes out in a white and yellow shift dress, very pretty! Carly Rae Jespen is the guest judge, her Call Me Maybe song was my guilty pleasure all last summer, couldn't get enough of it even though it was EVERYWHERE lol. She is super cute, bright red hair and pale complexion, she's Canadian ay! While I love her, I do not think she was a great judge. Was she ever a dancer? I do know she was on Canadian Idol. Anyways, the Emmy nominations were announced this week, and SYTYCD received a lot. Cat is nominated for hosting, Travis Wall, NappyTabs and Stacy Tookie are all nominated for their routines. Even the lighting designer is nominated, which is highly deserved! Their lighting is the best on TV.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Alexis & Nico- Jive</strong> by Tony and Melanie. Alexis is a 3 time Olympic medalist in tap, holy crap! Nico loves soccer and sports. Their Jive was ok, did they mess up there at the end? Nigel must have noticed it because he said it got clunky towards the end. They will be in the Bottom next week.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Jenna & Tucker- Contemporary</strong> by Travis freaking Wall. Jenna loves to bake and Tucker loves to dress up in drag, I mean costumes. This routine involved Jenna hanging from straps from the ceiling while dancing with Tucker. Kinda like an aerial trapeze. This was Beautiful!!! No wonder they saved Jenna immediately, they must have seen this shit during rehearsals. Mary is all Lord have Murphy! hehe She is crying and is barely able to get out the woot woot for the Hot Tamale Train. Nigel says this is why Travis is nominated every year. I liked Tucker this week, I flip flop between him and Nico- one week one sucks and the other is great ,and then vice versa the next week. They are the same person to me basically.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Malece & Alan-HipHop</strong> by Dave Scott. Malece is 5'2" 98lbs and girl can eat! Sounds like me, I love her even more. Alan says he is a cry baby hahaha. This routine was so good! Or I should say Malece was, she was sexy and light on her feet, but still got deep and gritty. Twerkin Tinkerbell hahaha. The judges rave about Malece, but not Alan. He just couldn't keep up with her. And a HUGE thank you to the judges for calling out Alan's horrible pants, I know he doesn't get to decide, but still I hate the saggy dirty diaper look, not sexy. This routine is top and bottom for me, Malece is on fire but I think Alan will be in the bottom next week.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Hailey & Curtis- Contemporary.</strong> Hailey is a beauty queen-Kansas City Miss Teen USA. Curtis is tall so he likes to play basketball. There is a 15 foot ladder they dance on and at first I was worried they would stay on it the whole time, but no they broke away and used the whole stage. Of course Hailey was beautiful and Curtis may have saved himself here, just because he wasn't as bas as Bluprint or Alan. Cat has some juicy gossip, she heard these 2 were dating! what!! they blush and mumble, finally Curtis said he took her out on a sushi date to work on their chemistry. Cut to Dad in audience who does NOT look happy, hahahaha. Nigel scolds Curtis on his shoulders and his solo, uh oh maybe he is going home, before BluPrint though?? I don't think so. The judges of course loved Haley.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Amy & Fik-shun- Jazz</strong> by Tyce Diorio. Amy is 1 of 4 girls but she is her daddy's tomboy. Fik-shun does Tae Kwon Do hiiiiiiiiyaaaaa!! In this routine they are supposed to be hobo's. Hobo Jazz- only our Tasty Oreo. Of course they rocked this routine, can they just go ahead and both win?? I don't know which one to watch when they dance, I have to go back and watch it twice, oh darn. Nigel says they are the couple to beat. And that they should name the royal baby Fik-Shun, I knew these Brits couldn't go this whole episode without bringing up the royal baby!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Woohooo It's that time again, Men Tell All! Love these episodes, the Bachelorette gets to confront the guys after watching the show and seeing things she didn't get to see. And of course man on man drama.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">But before we get to any of the good stuff, we have to watch Chris and Des crash some viewing parties. I wonder if that's why the ratings are down, because huge gaggles of girls(and some men) get together to watch it on one TV. Or maybe Des just isn't entertaining for some. who knows. Next we see Des have some more girl time. Past Bachelorettes are there to give Des some advice on seeing the guys she sent packing. Emily, Ali and Ashley are there and I love them all. Emily says not to let them pull a fast one over on her like Kalon tried on her, before she went all West Virginia hood rat on him hehe. Oh sweet Emily. Ali asks if Ben was really that bad? Besides of course his exit limo rant- where the bitches at? Next they talk about Brian with the girlfriend, and the girls know exactly how she feels. Ali had Justin aka Rated R the wrestler. The girls joke that the Stephanie girl better not have gotten back with Brian's cheating ass, or they are going to throw rocks at her! lol (she apparently threw rocks at Brian during a past argument) Can we please see footage if that happens? I think the girls should be able to throw rocks at some of the guys, like James for example hehe. I think Ali would be first in line! She is fired up about how James treated Des, she says he tried to manipulate her into thinking his actions were ok, that it's ok to think about your next girlfriends. Ali is feisty! I miss her, forgot how much I liked her, I think I may like her better than Emily. I said Ashely was there too but she didn't say much which is unusual, she is the usually the hyper one running around. Maybe she was drunk and sleepy.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong>Robert</strong>-sign spinny guy that got no screen time, and again tonight no screen time</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So the no shows tonight are Brain with the GF (Boooo), Failed dip doctor Larry and Diogo the knight in armor. No wait, cut to outside, he is trying to get into the building but can't get through the metal detectors. really? Are we really supposed to believe it is <span style="background-color: white;">Diogo</span> Why doesn't he just take it off? Oh right because it isn't him. I bet wasn't even his suit to begin with, the producers must just have that suit of armor laying around??</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Juan Pablo- Talk about getting the Bachelor edit!! The audience goes nuts everytime he opened his mouth. Harrison says that in the history of the show, no one has made a bigger impact with so little screen time as Juan Pablo. I always thought he was really, really good looking- DUH, but tonight we got to actually see some personality! He is funny, endearing, and don't let his broken english fool you, he's no dummy. Did I mention he was sexy?? just a lil bit. He says he is looking for a wife and mother to his daughter Camilla who he spends every weekend with so it's tough on his dating life. He said he let Camilla watch the season premiere this year since there was no kissing yet (Awww) and that Camilla made fun of how Des pronounced his name Wan Paaahbloo. Too cute. I'm just waiting for airborne panties from the audience to smack JPab in the face any second. OH! and remember the Mr America pageant they did and for some ungodly reason they didn't show him in his speedo? Well they finally did tonight.....and well thank you. I would be perfectly happy seeing that man candy on my tv next January when it's cold and dreary. JPab for Bachelor!! </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Last is recent reject Zak. He talks about his shirtless limo arrival and how he is basically a wild, spontaneous ball of energy and he came out with his crazy guns blazing to see if Des could keep up. Well I guess it worked because he made it waaaaay further than I ever thought, I didn't think he would even make it past night one. He is the equivalent of Lindsey from Sean's season, she came out of the limo in a freaking wedding dress, got shitfaced that first night but made it to the final 2. ok back to Zak, he says he works on the oil rigger for 6 months out of the year so it's really hard to meet women.......so those other 6 months? I bet it's even harder to meet women in a sno cone truck dressed as a penguin....I think he might have a better shot on the oil rigger. Harrison has the journal Zak gave Des (I guess she gave it back with the ring? ouch) but what Des didn't know is there was a hidden message in the back, Zak wrote a poem in blacklight ink...........you know what else glows in blacklights?!?! Ewwwww. But wait, so Zak gave her this journal waay back in episode 2 or 3, did it have the poem in it then??? because it talks about how much he loves her and at that point he hadn't even had a date with her yet. I guess he always did come on a little strong.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Finally Des comes out to take her turn in the hot seat and see these guys for the first time since sending them home. She goes straight for Jonathan and is about to rip him a new one when she realizes he is completely embarrassed and trying to apologize. Apparently Des didn't get to hear anything backstage. She accepts his apology and moves on to Ben. She is pissed about his limo exit, she said he wasted no time talking about Hollywood and hooking up with girls. She said it just proved he wasn't there for the right reasons and she made the right decision. She saves the biggest douche for last. She embraces her inner Ali and says James did manipulate her, he made her feel bad for trusting the other guys.....who were right! He's just not getting it though, he's acting like the victim. Des finally just gives up with an "Ugh" there's no getting through that thick meathead skull. Moving on, Harrison asks her why she sent JPab home so soon. There's too much screaming and woooing from the audience that I don't catch her answer, but I assume it's because she's in love with Brooks. She should have at least taken him to the fantasy suites, he's soooo much better looking than Drew. Next is Zak, she says she felt like he was always hiding behind his smile, that it's basically ok to have a bad day once in a while. Or in other words, he never stood a chance up against Brooks or even Chris. But Wait, Zak has not quite sung enough on this show so he busts out his guitar and I leave the room. I thought him getting the boot last week, that I wouldn't have to suffer through any more songs. And I'm surprised Michael didn't accuse him of being there to promote a singing career.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Well that's it, they show us more teasers of Des crying saying she wants to go home, nothing new, the same previews they've shown all season, so why did the audience look like they just showed them puppies being slaughtered?? I mean the faces on these women looked horrified and shocked, did they see something that we didn't? Another shot of James in that bubble bath??? who knows.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ok so we can all agree that Drew is the next to go home right? He just doesn't stand a chance. Can Chris beat Brooks at this point? and even if he did, would he still want Des after seeing her falling all over Brooks all season? Talk about second choice. Either she ends up with Brooks or Brooks doesn't share her same feelings and she ended up with no one.....my bet is on the former.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Zak Waddell 31- Dallas, Texas. Zak says he has a crazy family. That makes me nervous coming from the guy who came out of the limo shirtless and jumped in the pool on the first night. Zak rambles about some dream he had, sun, them melting in the sand, now it's snowing and there kids? Des, along with all of America, is completely confused?? He gets up and takes off, hurdling over a fence. Great, he has another surprise, I hope he keeps his clothes on this time. Turns out, Zak's family owns a sno-cone business! Man, Zak really needs to work on his story telling skills, that was the best introduction he could think of? Yeah so his family owns a sno-cone truck......just a like an icecream truck but less creepy. No wait, now Zak comes out in a penguin costume, and they stop at a school to give out free sno cones. Not creepy at all right? Des tells the kids that the penguin is her boyfriend, and kisses him on his furry cheek. I can't make this shit up! I didn't know Des was into that sort of thing, lol. The kids are rightfully disgusted and take off with their free flavored ice. Zak then takes Des to meet his family. Holy Crap they are all great looking! Hmmm great genes. I would consider Zak the ugly one in the family, his face is just weird to me. Des tells the story of Zak's shirtless arrival and his family is mortified. His cutie brother says "Oh you were that guy?" and his beautiful sister calls him a weirdo. I love this family!!! Until they start singing a song Zak wrote for Des, ugh. It's a nice song but it just makes me uncomfortable. At the end of the day, Zak walks Des outside, tells her me loves her and he gives her a promise ring he bought in Atlantic City he said, and has been holding on to it ever since, waiting on the right moment. Sorry Zak, this was a sweet gesture but you or Drew is going home tonight, and Drew has his sister which I think will pull at Des' heartstrings more than this ring, just saying.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Drew Kenney 27 -Scottsdale, Arizona. Drew comes out looking more feminine than ever, light pink shirt and khakis. He is just too pretty, I could never be with a guy that was maybe prettier than me haha. Looks like Des might be someone's beard. Drew talks about seeing as how his parents are divorced, his Dad has never been in his Moms house. Perfect time to do this, on national television meeting your sons "girlfriend" for the first time, there shouldn't be any tension at all. First, Drew takes Des to pick up his sister, who is severely mentally handicapped, from her caregiver. She is so excited to see Drew, it is really sweet. Then they head to his family's house to meet everyone else. Drew says he is going to tell Des that he loves her, he is also going to tell his family that she is the one he is going to spend the rest of his life with, um no, No you're not Drew. His dad toasts to a great evening and I hope that is ginger ale in his glass, since he is a recovering alcoholic. Drew talks about the first night, he was the first out of the limo and forgot to tell Des his name, how <span style="background-color: white;">mortifying</span><span style="background-color: white;"> </span>right Zak? Des sits down with his dad and he asks her what she likes about Drew, His eyes she says. Deep. Drew is talking with his Mom and it's pretty emotional. They are excited that he may have found the one, poor guy. That night, Drew walks Des out and he flat out tells her (in an almost baby voice,eww) that he loves her. She looks happy though. Okay, I've liked Drew since the beginning, I thought he was really good looking, but the more he's falling in love, the more sensitive and feminine he gets to me, I dunno, he basically gets gayer and gayer each week to the point He may be the one in the dress at the end. I kid I kid, but I seriously question if Des is his "type".</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Chris Siegfried- McMinnville, Oregon. Chris used to be a professional baseball player so he took Des to the field he grew up playing on. Chris is impressed by Des' baseball skills, she can actually throw and catch. She tells Chris "you're a catch" pun intended. Cute. Des has a gift for Chris, sketches of their times together, Burn Zak. See, he doesn't stand a chance, when she uses your gift idea on another dudes date. She drew a picture of the first night, he was the one who came out of the limo, got down on one knee.....and tied his shoe. These two are very arts and crafty, cute match. Chris takes Drew to meet his family. At dinner, Chris points out that Des slipped on a rock in the ocean and hurt her back, why did we not get to see this Bachelor producers??? I'm assuming it happened last episode when they were throwing that bottle out into ocean/crashed on rocks. Anywho, Chris's dad is a chiropractor and wants to align Des' back. To make things even more convenient, His dad has his whole practice down stairs. It's a little awkward but nothing compared to some hometowns (hello taxidermy). They go into exam room 2 (sorry stupid shit i notice) and he starts popping and cracking her neck and back, awww man I bet that felt good. I'm actually jealous. Des is appreciative but just wants to talk to him about his son. Next Chris goes down stairs, I thought to save Des, but instead it's his turn for an alignment......a nose alignment. Yep you heard that right. His father sticks some instrument up each nostril and adjusts? Hey he's the professional. All the while having a heartfelt convo about Des, hahahah whatever works. Chris is nervous about his mothers opinion of Des and really wants her approval. The whole family talks about Chris's ex girlfriend and how much they didn't like her. Man she must have really been a bitch, I don't think Des has to worry. Good News! His mom really likes Des and can see her in the family. Chris is ecstatic and him and Des makeout in the driveway. (The previews for this hometown showed Des hanging upside in Chris's dads office and him tucking her shirt into the back of her pants......they did not show this)</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Back in LA, Des sits down with.......Her Brother! He is still cocky, and rude, and boy are these two complete opposites. I know they grew up poor, but dang her brother just comes off as trailer trash, look at those hand and neck tattoos. Glad Des turned out with some class, not sure what happened with her brother. Apparently they haven't spoken since he ruined her hometown date with Sean last season! (Sean meet her family and he called Sean a playboy and was just a flat out ass to him). Des is still pissed at him for that, the brother did have a point though....Sean wasn't the one for Des, but you don't need to be a jerk about it. Des lists her 4 guys and their qualities. So is he going to meet them? no? Then what was the whole point in this?</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Rose Ceremony- Des sits down with Chris Harrison. She is still in love with Brooks and Harrison asks if he's said the big L word yet? nope! But Des is confident in his feelings, he doesn't have to say it to show it. She is still also falling for Chris too, especially after meeting his family. Drew and Zak have also told her they love her, everyone except Brooks. Chris Harrison walks each of the guys through the lobby of the Beverly Hilton to the ceremony while Des' brother stood behind a pillar giving them the stank eye. Brook and Chris both get roses and of course it's down to Drew and Zak, big shocker right? She gives the last rose to Drew, how could she not have after his hometown date with his sister? She would come off a a complete bitch. Sorry Zak, grab your shirt and go. Did he ever stand a chance up against Brooks and even Chris? Des gives Zak his promise ring back and he gets in the limo. Zak says he is numb and completely shocked, gonna take a while to sink in. He doesn't cry much, in fact he comes off as a complete gentleman, next Bachelor? I hope not, I can't look at that face all season, ugh I don't know if Drew would be any better. Zak also tosses the promise ring out the window, he must have gotten it cheap on the boardwalk in Atlantic city.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Welcome back! This week we narrow it down to the Top 16. The opening number is a jazz routine by Christopher Scott and Sonya Teyah. The song was 'Pretty Face' by Soley. I'm guessing it was about volcanic sacrifice?? There was a big mountain structure that they danced on and jumped into/landed on a hidden cushion behind it. Malece (that air twirl!) and Aaron stood out to me in this group number.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><u>Malece &</u> WHO THE HELL IS DANCING WITH MALECE?!?!?!- It is All-Star Marco from season 8. Hell yes!! Finally she has a real partner. What? Not fair you say?? She was partnered with Jade, oh and dropped on her head in Vegas. She deserves it. They had Contemporary w/ Sonya Tayeh. This routine was everything I hoped it would be, so glad Malece finally gets a time to shine. She gets a standing ovation from the judges (and room) and Sonya was even out dancing in the aisle! That's how good it was. Erin said she looks like a tiny floating fairy, and Nigel said she has really matured in front of his eyes (not creepy at all sir)</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ok now to find out which girl is going home tonight. Jenna- the judges and choreographers were unanimous.......she is safe. Alexis- choreographers say she forgets steps easily and has to be repeatedly reminded, ouch that has got to sting. Jasmine- they see self doubt in her, which she shouldn't have b/c she is a great dancer. After that critique I was sure Alexis was going home, but nope Jasmine and hair are out! I'm said, this is the Blindfold dance girl!</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana;">My Favorite Routines tonight- Amy & Fik-shun, Jasmine & Aaron, and Malece! I don't think there is any way they will be in the bottom.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana;">My bottom 3 guys prediction- BluPrint, Curtis, and Alan (who will be paired with Malece since they both lost partners. If Alexis would have just went home, she would have been paired with Nico. sigh.)</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana;">What did you think? Who were your favorites tonight? Are you glad they moved the elimination back to the end of the show? Talk to you next week!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This week, Des and the 5 remaining guys are in Madeira, Portugal, an island off the coast of northern Africa, near the Canary Islands. Watch out for pirates! or is that southern Africa? who knows. Previews show lots of ocean and boats, fireworks, and lots of nerves. Looks like all the guys get some substantial 1 on 1 time. Drew says this city was built for love.....5 minutes ago he didn't even know this place existed.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Des has some friends over to chat about the guys, it's fellow contestants from Sean's season- Jackie (quiet redhead), Lesley (smart blonde from DC) and Catherine (Sean's final choice). Dang what a great place to meet up for a girls gossip session!!! Lesley says she just realized this was the week Sean sent her home....speaking of- "How are you and Sean" Des asks Catherine. They are great, each others best friends. Well good, I want them to work out. Catherine says Sean is rooting for her, this had got to be somewhat awkward no? My fiancé dumped you Lesley this week and he's rooting for the girl he dumped at hometowns,yes you Des, to find love here. Weird. Des starts to talk about each of her remaining guys-</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">They are all sitting on a balcony overlooking the resorts pool and of course here come the guys to conveniently hang out at the pool below. The girls squeal from excitement, they want to check out these guys that Des has kept. Where did the binoculars come from lol? The girls take turns looking through them to get a better view. Catherine says "I don't know how to work these, I'm not a creeper" hahahaha funny. The guys can obviously see them, and the hooting and hollering was a dead giveaway. The guys have got to feel on display at this point. Jackie thinks Drew is hot, that's about all she said the whole time. no wonder she never got any screen time last season. The girls turn back around to talk about the guys more now that they have a face/body to the name. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Who is the best kisser? Des says Drew! I guess that alley kiss knocked Brooks from the top spot. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And biggest *bleep*.....I'm assuming Catherine said penis....she doesn't seem like a dick kind of girl. Des says she has no idea but guesses Chris does! She turns beet red hahaha. So Miss "I'm going to wait till marriage to sleep with Sean" must think Des is a slut haha.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The girls leave and it's time for Brooks 1 on 1 date. He hasn't had 1 on1 date since the very first date weeks ago! That seems so long ago. Des picks Brooks up in a tiny car, a Fiat? Anyways, they drive up the hills of the island, stop on the side of the road to look out at the scenery. They are standing WAAAAY too close to the edge of the cliff but it is beautiful! Reminds me of Maui, Hawaii. Of <span style="background-color: white;">course </span>it has lots of beaches but it also has a volcano that you can drive to above the clouds. Okay back to Madeira, They drive up the mountain some more, and they stop to have a picnic, again breathtaking literally....they are on a cliff platform on top of the clouds, looks like they are floating, I just envision plummeting to my death. Des says "Welcome to cloud 9!" cute. They keep talking back and forth about wanting to fall in love, not sure they are quiet there yet. Brooks says<span style="background-color: white;"> <span style="background-color: white;">at </span><span style="background-color: white;">l</span>east</span> he knows they both want to fall in love.....well Duh! Later that night they have dinner overlooking the little city. Brooks is nervous about taking Des home to meet his family, the few girls he has brought home, his parents loved them and became attached. So the breakups are hard on the whole family. Awww. They come up with a love scale- On a scale of walking to running how much are they in love?.. 1-stepping, 2-skipping, 3-jogging, 4-running and 5-the finish line-being in love. It's silly and cute, like most couples have cute little things they do that everyone else probably thinks is weird. Des says she is starting to run while Brooks is still jogging. Brooks sees that they are not quiet on the same page but he hopes to catch up and wants her to meet his family. They makeout and Fireworks go off right above them. He will definitely be getting a rose later. (Fun Fact! -Madeira holds the Guinness World Record for largest fireworks.....I can believe it, they looked awesome)</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Chris gets the next 1 on 1 date. He already knows he wants to take her home to his folks, so there is no question there. They spend a day on a yacht sailing around the Atlantic. Chris is just happy no one can crash his date like Bryden did! I can see Bryden swimming around the boat now with one of those fake shark fins hahaha and where would you get one of those anyways? hahaha. Back to "reality", Chris rubs sunscreen all over Des and she says they definitely don't lack in the sexual chemistry dept. Watch out Brooks! They have a picnic on one of the surrounding deserted islands. Waves crash on the rocks by them while they sip champagne. Chris has an idea to make a message in a bottle, I'm assuming from one of the bottles they drank? They write a poem together, very cheesy but hey it's their thing...like Brooks and the running in love scale. They put the message in the bottle and throw it out to sea........and it immediately slams into the jagged rocks there. Nah I dunno, but how could it not? Later that night they have dinner in a wine tavern (loving all these wine cellar places this season!!) They talk about wanting about 3 kids, wants them to have siblings to play with. Chris wants to drop the L-bomb on Des but he starts to sweat, turn red and almost kick over a side table and it's really endearing. He has another poem, oh great more rhyming and shit. He finally says I love you and it's really sweet, Des loves it.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Michael finally gets a 1 on 1 date, it's a little late in the game to have not been on a date yet, I don't think they have even kissed! Chris and Brooks had their second 1 on 1 dates with her and look how much farther they are, falling in love and whatnot. Drew and Zak's names weren't on the date card so that means they get stuck with the 2 on 1 date, yuck! Back to Michael, I think the reason Des has kept him around is because of his job title, did you know he was a federal prosecutor? lol. They walk around the city, shop, try new foods. Michael has a stronger lisp here, what is going on? See that's what happens when you don't really date someone, they have a lisp and you don't even know it, maybe because all he's done is yell all season? They stop to have a picnic at a really cool pond area, it has stone patios and archways, even a waterfall. Man I have got to look more into this place! Afterwards they decide they want to die or something b/c they go street sledding. This does not look safe, the only thing to stop on coming traffic is a stop sign, one bus driver not pay attention and you are road splatter, no thanks, Michael you go ahead. Later at Dinner, he tells her how great of a time he had today, it was a blast, Des is just like awww thanks hahahaha. No "me too" or anything, red flag buddy you are going home. He talks about his diabetes, the 700 cases he has won, and how he doesn't want to be the "worlds best prosecutor" he wants it to say dad or husband. He found out he was being cheated on from <span style="background-color: white;">Facebook pics</span>, Snooze, I'm not feeling it and Des isn't either. I think his case is about to be closed.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue;">2 on 1 date, Drew and Zak get this date, there is a rose to be given out but no one is going home on this date. Des picked these 2 for this date because they just had dates in Barcelona. But Des also wants to see if Drew can let loose and if Zak can compete for her attention. The previews from last week make it look like Drew wants to leave....we will see. The date is go-karting, They go around the track a couple times, then Des says "How about you two go at it and not let me get in the way" hahahahaha that's what she said, literally hahahaha. The guys "go at it" aka race and Zak wins, by a long shot. He gets alone time first, He shows her some "art" he did of their journey together. First picture is a drawing of abs..........b/c he was shirtless the first night lest we forget. Next is a colorful drawing of Madeira's landscape, not bad. Last is a drawing of the mountain tops of Germany, where he shared the priest story. Cute idea, Drew what you got? Drew really wants Des to come home and meet his sister who is mentally handicapped, and that he is falling in love with her. He also says he's never had these feelings before......what? you've never been in love?? Red Flag, Red Flag. I think Drew is in way over his head, she just doesn't have as strong feels for him as she does Chris and Brooks. But how can she not give him the rose after all that and the sister card. Of course he gets the rose, Zak looks crushed, but hey at least your not going home..........yet. So no Drew drama, either that was careful editing or Drew doesn't threaten to leave just yet.<var id="yiv8818776263yui-ie-cursor"></var></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Welcome back! We still have the Top 20 with us, 2 are going home tonight though. The opening number is mesmerizing, looks like it's from Wade Robinson but it's actually from Tyce Diorio. They all look like ghosts in historical costumes, <span style="background-color: white;">there's </span>a bed they jump and flip from. Very Beautiful. Cat Deeley comes out in a weird outfit. The top is kind of a tube top with two panels coming down the front, with her stomach and sides showing, it almost looked like a #. The skirt was colorful and had her hair in a braid updo. Not her best look but it's Cat. Christina Applegate is the guest judge and I love her, she is a dancer too and has really great advice for everyone. </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Change-up! This season they are going to be eliminating the bottom dancers at the beginning on the show but they still have to dance with their partners to the routine they learned all week....for nothing. Dang, a petty dancer could really screw their partner over here, screw you I just got cut, good luck with your dance. I know most of the dancers are to professional for that but it could happen. Fox should have never gotten away with the separate Elimination Show, this is just makes no sense now. </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">My predictions were kinda right but I kept them in couples, not individual votes. My picks were Mariah & Carlos, Alexis & Nico, and McKenzie & Paul, with the judges immediately saving McKenzie.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mariah goes first, she crumps to a Waka Flaka rap song. She has a lot of energy and she's fun to watch, she had me dancing along. Brittany is next, she is a ballroom dancer and looks like she does some salsa. She does not have the energy Mariah did so I think she's done.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Now it's the 2 guys. Carlos dances to Radioactive by Imagine Dragons. Wow! He hits the big beat with an upside down split flip in the air! I got goosebumps. Jade comes out and does some animation to an Alicia Keys song. I'm bored with him, send him home already. I think Carlos blew him out of the water.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Results- Going home is Brittany and Carlos!! What? Brittany makes sense but Carlos?? What did Jade do that was so great? Dang it, now Malece is stuck with him another week.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Haley & Curtis are up first, Jazz by Ray Leeper, danced to "Momma knows best" by Jesse J. They are in tight, black spandex outfits. I can't stop looking at Haley's long legs but it's all about her butt in this routine. They do a sexy butt move and wow Holy Booty grab! I loved this routine, fun, sexy, memorable... which is especially important for them being the first routine of the night, just ask Mariah and Carlos from last week. The Judges love it! Cat does a happy dance, hey I do a happy dance! These 2 are safe, but I would like to see Haley paired up with a stronger guy.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Malece & Jade- Bollywood. It was high energy and fun....but that's Bollywood. The Judges liked it, praised Malece, but scolded Jade for not putting his all in his solo earlier. They said he also needs to work on being humble, freaking smile more! Then why did they keep him then? I think they may be in the bottom next week with Malece being saved and Jade finally getting the boot.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jasmine & Alan- The Tango. Jasmine's big beautiful hair is all pulled back and she kinda lost her magic for me this week, plus I thought her shoulders were a little hunched. I dunno why I'm being so hard on her, I love her, just not this routine. The Judges Loved it, Christina was on her feet. They said they had a lot of passion. Nigel was upset Alan was in the bottom this week, he didn't deserve it.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Amy & Fik-Shun- Hiphop with Nappytabs, danced to "After Party" by Dorrough Music. Super excited about this! They are bellhops flirting and having fun while on the job. This was so amazing! Exactly what I was looking for in a Nappytabs routine (sorry Jasmine & Aaron, this is how it's done) This was the best hiphop of the season so far! Fik-Shun is just so much better than the other hiphop/animators Bluprint and Jade. Nigel said if they keep this up, they will be in the finale! Absolutely!! He must know they had the top votes so something, just saying.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jenna & Tucker- The ChaCha with Dimitry Chaplin (season 2) danced to "I like it like that" by Pete Robinson. It was ok, tough to follow that last routine. Judges like it but Nigel said he wanted more from Jenna since this is her genre. These 2 might be in the bottom next week.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I said it last week and I will say it again, I think the girls are a lot stronger this season. I think Malece and Haley could really shine if they had better partners.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: purple;">What do you guys think? Who are your favorites? Who's going home next week? And for crying out loud, what's with this new format? Talk to you next week!</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Barcelona, Spain! Previews show dates with Drew and Zak, and lots of drama with James. Finally some real drama, unlike Ben. The guys are sitting at an L shaped table at some outside cafe, Chris Harrison comes out in a jacket and tee. He tells the guys that there will be no cocktail party this week so they need to use their time wisely....ie-don't spend it talking about the other guys.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">1st date- Drew! Finally some Drew time! He's been one of my front runners since the beginning, Cutie. He's the one who overheard James talking about being the next bachelor, but Drew says he's not going to bring it up yet, going to enjoy the date with Des and focus on her. good! He kisses her right of the bat! Talk about an ice breaker! I think it was a good move, he is much further behind than some of the other guys. They walk around Barcelona sightseeing, it starts to rain so they stop for some coffee. Des pulls the "Is there anything on my face?" joke, Drew sucks it off her face, see icebreaker worked lol. They stop for tapas and wine. There, Drew opens up about his father. He is a recovering alcoholic....and he has cancer, which no one in his office knows, thanks son. Something tells me they do now. At dinner that night, Drew grabs Des and says lets go! They take off, the camera is still just sitting there filming an empty table! Hey Cameraman, grab the camera a follow them! They catch up with them and they are having a full on makeout session outside the building against the wall. Reminds me of Emily and Arie's wall kiss too lol. If she had friend zone doubts before, it's all out the window now! Of course he gets the date rose, I didn't see Des grab it on the run but I guess a producers handed it to her, or she pulled it out of her ass, either one. But wait, now that he has secured the rose, he's going to bring up James. No!! Your date was going so well, don't ruin it! He tells her what he heard in the van, that James wants to be in the top 4 so his chances of being the next bachelor are higher. Des is pissed. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Group Date- Chris, Kasey, Brooks, Michael, James and Juan Pablo. Zak's name was not on the date card so he gets the other 1 on 1 date. Bummed Juan Pablo didn't get the 1 on 1 time, he's barely had anytime with her, oh well, there are soccer balls on the date card, so something tells me he will be just fine. Drew tells Kasey and Michael what he told Des last night, so Kasey is also going to explain what he heard. Des says James is a situation but she's not going to jump to conclusions and wants to talk to him first. No James, she said A situation, not THE situation, ugh. But that has to wait, the guys are going to be playing soccer! excuse me, futbol. They will be competing against professional female players and Des, the guys do not look scared but I think maybe they should be. Brooks is funny here (he's been really funny lately, if it doesn't work out with Des, HE would make an entertaining, witty Bachelor) Brooks says- "Juan Pablo's name means-you have no chance, and I'm going out with Des at this moment on the soccer field" and "listen girl scouts, we're about to bake some cookies" . Of course Juan Pablo is great a futbol, as he scores the first 2 goals against the girls but it's all down hill after that. The girls score goal after goal after goal. It doesn't help that James is a terrible goalie. Hey douche, you need to move to try to stop the ball not just stand there and half ass extend your arm, you missed it. The girls won 10-2 hahahaha. Later that night, Des pulls Chris away for some time. She tells him that he looked good and athletic on the field today, he could probably do anything she threw at him....that's what she said hehehe. They are super cute together. Des also wrote him a poem, whaaaat!? She's got some major feels for him. Next is Brooks and he tells Des that he is becoming emotionally involved now. They makeout. Chris and Brooks-Top 2 folks. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Finally the James drama!- Meanwhile Kacey sits James down to talk like adults, Chris and Michael are also there. Kacey explains what he heard that night in the van. James looks so dumb founded right now, priceless. He rambles something then starts to yell at Michael, He says "YOU have never been on a 1 on 1", what does that have to do with anything?? James and Michael start yelling back and forth while Kasey and Chris are still just sitting <span style="background-color: white;">there </span>calmly. Michael says James seems like he's auditioning for the Jersey Shore hahahaha, that's what I've been saying since day 1. Chris actually tries to shhhhh them but then James turns back to Kasey still yelling, in fact he gets up now and starts pointing his finger in his face. Kasey is still even tempered. James denies everything and tries to blame it on Mikey who left last week, says they are two different ppl, really? Guess it was so hard for me to tell the first couple episodes. Kasey is like um no YOU brought up the bachelor, not Mikey. You. Pause, James has to think of a comeback:dumbface. He finally says "So what you just know everything I said now" Ummm yeah because I HEARD you, ya know ears and stuff. James says ok we will see on the cameras at the tell all show. Man he's a fan of this show huh? The guys are like, um yeah you had this discussion at the time you knew no cameras or mics were on, and we were asleep. So no there won't be footage. James just goes hulk and says fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you to each of the guys. Chris throws his hands up like hey I'm just sitting here. Kasey has had enough, it's just not getting through James thick skull, so he walks away to speak with Des. He explains everything to Des and it all checks out with Drew's story earlier. Des is pissed, she cancels the date, no date rose tonight! All the guys leave, except James who she asks to stay behind. Get em' Des!! She is about to go all West Virginia hoodrat on him(Emily's season) lol. James of course denies everything, it was all Mikey because he didn't have a 1 on 1 date, again what's with this 1 on 1 excuse?? He pulls a Tierra and says the guys are jealous of him and ganging up on him and this show is so hard for him, oh booo hoooo! Oh no, now he says he has a headache, ouch he has to think. Now he is crying! Trying to get the pity rose. His roided out neck is all wet from man tears. Ugh now Des is crying too! No Des! Don't cry for him. Des has to take a breather and walks away to gather her thoughts. Send him home Des! But alas, she needs to sleep on it. Ok fine, make him sweat. He goes back to the guys suite, walks in, all the guys are sitting there, he says "Goodnight gentleman" and goes to bed. The guys just shake their heads in disgust.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">1 on 1 date- Zak gets the lovely spot of the morning after date. Zak is a nice guy and all but I just don't like him, I don't like his face. He is tooo tan and his teeth are tooooo white. And he has the crazy eye. Wait, and he's taller than Des even with heels on? I thought he was shorter for some reason. For their date they are going to an art studio. They do a couple of drawings of each other and Zak's is pretty terrible, Des falls on the floor from laughing so hard at it. Next a male model walks in in a robe and we all know where this is headed. He disrobes and Zak looks so awkward. They draw portraits of the nude model but we don't get to see their "art". Afterwards, Zak excuses himself, he comes back in a robe. This is Zak, the same guy that arrived the first night shirtless.....and who also considered becoming a priest in the past. So he disrobes in the front of Des and luckily he has on bottoms.......tighty whities. I'm assuming those are his everyday undies, unless he stole them from Brandon during the Solja Boy video a few episodes back. Zak's moto must be "When in doubt, go shirtless" He puts his clothes back on and they head to dinner, which is a restaurant in a cave. Pretty cool actually, and it's a wine cellar! Sold. Des says she loves his infectious eyes....I call them crazy eyes but to each her own. Zak's parents have been married forever and wants that, he also loves to travel. They makeout and he gets the Rose. I dunno, Zak bores me. Des likes him but he won't be in the finale.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Back at the guys suite, James sits down with Drew to talk. It starts out civil. Drew says he heard James say Top 4=Bachelor. There's that dumb face again James makes while he's trying to think of an excuse. Of course he gets defensive and starts yelling, that didn't take long. Drew starts to get heated, raises his voice at best but that's like an angry bunny. James tries to turn the tables and tells Drew to stop yelling, hahahaha what? Ok James you are unreasonable. Drew asks James why he is not 100% focused on Des.......blank dumbface again. Drew-1 James-0</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ok day of the Rose Ceremony- All the guys are gathered in the living room, there are already 3 dudes on the couch, Juan Pablo, Michael and Brooks. James walks in (crickets) and sits right in between Michael and Juan Pablo hahahah like literally squeezes in, almost on their laps. Awkward Sauce. Michael is about to have a conniption fit. Great TV people. Des walks in and asks to see James outside. yes! hit the road jack! All the guys are pumped figuring he is a goner too. but wait, Des is falling for his lies! Running of the bulls in Spain? Nope that's BS Des is smelling. C'mon Des you're a smart girl! Now he's kissing all over her, ugh. And sweating so hard his man boobs are all wet, really Des????? What do you see? He's safe for the moment and he heads back to the guys suite. Oh boy, shit is gonna hit the fan!! Surprisingly the person most upset is Chris who has pretty much stayed out of all the drama. He says "I'm am 100% not thinking about becoming the Bachelor, ever. Just because you are here does not mean you become the Bachelor" Now it's back to James yelling at Kasey, James-Why can't I think about my future with other girls. Kasey- So when you are dating a girl, you fantasize about your next girlfriend and life without her?? You just got served James.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">That night at the Rose Ceremony (the cocktail party was cancelled again) Des is wearing a little black dress, with lace sleeves, cute and simple. Chris Harrison informs us that 3 guys will be going home! 3! that's a lot. James has GOT to be one of those 3. Drew and Zak already have roses so they are safe. First rose- Chris! 2nd, Brooks! and the final rose goes to...................Michael! eh. at least it wasn't James. Kacey and Juan Pablo are out too, I'm not terribly surprised Kacey got the boot considering his 1 on 1 was a disaster a couple weeks ago (windstorm swimming). But Juan Pablo? She should have kept him instead of Michael and all his drama. Did I think he had a shot in hell with Des? No but I figured she's at least give him a date first....or even a fantasy suite lol. On his way out, Juan P just says he wishes he could find a wife and mother to his daughter. sigh.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Next week we are headed to Madeira, an island off Portugal....near the Canary Islands. Finally tropical setting!! Chris and Michael get 1 on 1 dates? Does Drew leave?? Something happens with Drew, noooooo. They also teased later episodes.....Brooks crying, Chris in a tux(final 2!) and Des says she's not sure about this anymore! Of course editing makes it look more dramatic than it really is but I'm still excited/nervous!</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Finally! The Top 20 performance show! I love this show and have been watching since it premiered back in 2005. I am no means the best dancer but I can hold my own on the dance floor, I took dance as a kid and wish I would have stuck with it. Anyways, here are my favorite from each season</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">2- I loved Benji this season but now I only have 2 words. Travis. Wall.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">3- I loved Sabra too (whatever happened to her?) but Neil was just so beautiful to watch.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">4- Can you believe Twitch didn't win this season? Joshua was amazing but no Twitch.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">5- My favorite was Kayla (that addiction dance!) but she was not a fan favorite for some reason. She reminds me of Candice Accola from the Vampire Diaries</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">6- Kathryn was the best dancer this season but fan favorite krumper Russell won.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ok now to this season. I usually watch the audition shows but they make you attached to dancers then they never make it past round 1 in Vegas, then there are others that I always see in the background that never get any screen time. So I will start fresh with the Top 20 since we have been officially introduced to everyone.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">That opening number!! Holy cow that was amazing and I was not expecting it at all. They should do that every week! Choreographed by Nappytabs "On the Ritz".<var id="yiv3181002076yui-ie-cursor"></var> It started outside the studio, all the contestants dancing around as the camera pans back inside. The dancers take turns in the spotlight in front of the camera as it meanders it's way through the backstage rooms towards the stage. All-Stars such as Twitch make guest appearances as well as the judges (Nigel animating!) (Mary dancing being dipped by Jason Gilkison!) and other choreographers, even Travis Wall sashays by in sunglasses and a feather boa, he can do no wrong. All the contestants make it on stage, here comes the 1 and only Cat Deeley, and scene. So Good! Rewind!!</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I love me some Cat Deeley. Her name! Those legs! ugh, I bet we would be great friends lol. She is definitely one of my girl crushes (Jennifer Aniston, Kate Beckensale, just to name a few) Cat is wearing a gold sequins long sleeve romper. I love it, the more sparkle the better. Wayne Brady is the guest judge tonight, yay! He's so funny, I'm glad they are bringing back "who's line is it anyway" (with Aisha Tyler as the host!) Wayne Brady, Colin Mockery, and Ryan Stiles are improv geniuses, so most of Wayne's one liners were pretty witty tonight.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mariah and Carlos went first. They had the Jive with Jason Gilkison, danced to "Get it right" by Fantasia. I like Mariah, she is a krumper but has a very sexy side. I like Carlos too, he is a contemporary dancer with a ton of personality. But I was not a fan of this dance and Mariah looked very weak compared to all the other women. The most memorable thing about this dance was the bright yellow outfits. The Judges thought it was too frantic, I agree. I like them and I hope this doesn't send them home next week : (</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jasmine Mason and Alan were 2nd. They had Contemporary with Travis Wall, danced to "Can't help falling in love" by Ingrid Michaelson. This was a beautiful dance and oh, they were blindfolded!! If in fact they could not see anything through those blindfolds, this was one the most incredible pieces I've ever seen! That trust fall! and it's only week 1, Travis Wall is a beast. Jasmine is one of my front runners, I love her face and that hair! She is so beautiful to watch. Alan is a great dancer as well but he's forgettable. apparently he's the one who's brother also auditioned but got cut so Alan could make it. These two aren't going anywhere.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Malece and Jade were 3rd. They had Jazz with Travis Wall (back to back routines!) danced to "Silver Screen" by Felix da Housecat. Cute, little blond pixie Malece has been my favorite since her auditions and I would have been so sad if she would have really gotten hurt when she was dropped on her head in Vegas. Jade is alright, he just comes off cold, and his partner called him out for sucking in Vegas. So I was disappointed when I saw they were paired up. But I was pleasantly surprised by their dance. Malece looked grown and sexy, and Jade even smiled a little bit! I really hope they are not in the bottom, but I still wouldn't mind Malece getting a better partner : \</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jenna and Tucker were 4th. They had Broadway by Tyce Dioro (Tasty Oreo) danced to "That's All" by Kevin Spacey(!) Jenna is originally a ballroom dancer so she is naturally sexy, and those blue eyes with the dark hair, gorgeous. Tucker is a tall, blond contemporary dancer. This routine was good but it doesn't stand out to me, all I remember is laundry and a clothing line. I think these two are fan favorites and are safe.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Brittany and Bluprint were 5th. They had Afro Jazz with Sean Cheesman danced to "Drumming Circle" by Professor Trance. Bluprint is a member of a little dance group called Dragonhouse, along with Fan favorite Cyprus from last season. I have not been a big fan of BluPrint, he's great at what he does but he does not have the personality of Cyprus. That said, he danced his ass off in this routine, maybe even better than Brittany. It was very tribal and gritty. I think they will be safe this week, but might not go far.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alexis and Nico were 6th. They had Hip Hop with Christopher Scott danced to "last time" by Labrinth. Alexis is a tapper and Nico is contemporary with the sexy mom (Ay Papi!) This was not a great hiphop number, and the sunglasses looked silly.....especially after the freaking blindfolds! I don't think Alexis is nearly as strong as the other women and may be going home, Nico I think has a bigger fan base. Maybe one day he will be paired with Malece once their partners are eliminated. I'm calling it.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Makenzie and Paul were 7th. They had the dread Viennese Waltz by Jason Gilkison dance to "I'm with you" by Avril Lavigne. Another forgettable routine, I remember an umbrella. But that sometimes happens with the painfully slow Viennese Waltz. I don't think the judges (especially Mary) would let Makenzie go this soon but cute Armenian Paul might be another story.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jasmine Harper and Aaron were 8th. They had Jazz with Sonya Tayeh danced to "Bottom of the River" by Delta Rae. Sonya's routines are always kooky and great and this did not disappoint. I had no idea these two were so tall! Cat was soo cute "I feel normal again next to them" Jasmine really got my attention this week and it's so nice to have some beefy man candy this season with Aaron. Those lifts! they are so strong, so different than some of these dainty little dancers. I'm not saying that's necessarily better, just nice to see diversity. These two are going far.</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This routine had lamps and hanging lights as props. The judges LOVED this but I thought it was ok. Haley looked sexy as hell though, and Curtis just looked stoned. Nowhere near the best hiphop </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Amy and Fik-shun were last. They had Contemporary with Sonya Tayeh danced to "Elsa" by the Valerie Project. I. Love. Fik. Shun. He is so cute and that smile is infectious and he danced his ass off! and he's partnered with Amy who is from another planet- Adam Shankman called her being in the Top 20 in her audition! </span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And then paired with Sonya! This was magic in the making. This dance really reminded me of the "addiction" dance from season 5. This is my favorite couple. Fik-Shun is by far my favorite guy and hiphopper this season, Twitch better watch out : )-</span></div>
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<span style="color: purple; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">with Alexis and Paul going home and Makenzie and Nico as new partners.......Basically the bottom 3 couples (6 dancers) have to "dance for their life" or dance their ass off for the judges to stay. Then the judges will save 2 guys and 2 girls, with the bottom guy and girl going home. If someone's partner is voted off, they get paired up with the other person who lost a partner.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Welcome to Week 5! We are in Munich, Germany. This is Des' first time to Europe. My husband and I recently traveled to Europe and it was my first time. So beautiful and so much history over there, so I can relate to Des. This week is a 1 on 1 date, group date and the horrible 2 on 1 date.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The guys all gather in a beautiful plaza, most are wearing only hoodies, Chris Harrison comes out bundled up in layers of shirts, coats, and scarf. Brrrr the guys have to be cold. </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">They go sightseeing around Munich. Des says they might look too touristy with the translation books in their hands, Chris is like umm I think all these cameras will give it away lol. They eat beef jerky, try on lederhosen and dance to polka music. Bryden figures he simply can not stand being in Germany with Des another second and has to leave NOW. You'd think he would have bounced in Atlantic city before that long as flight. Anyways he wanders the streets of Munich asking people if they have seen a crew of tv cameras......ummm yeah buddy, behind you. Finally he stumbles upon them and interrupts their lighthearted dancing. Bryden is basically all lets be friends, nice to meet you, it's not you it's me. Blah blah, please just go already, lets get back to Chris.</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06574246434713564289noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1763976193069746079.post-79947475243420977042013-06-26T14:34:00.001-07:002013-06-27T16:37:10.633-07:00Bachelorette Des- Episode 4<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Welcome back! This week we are leaving the mansion and headed to Atlantic City. The previews show sandcastles, lighthouses, a pageant, Ben non-drama and Hurricane Sandy destruction.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The guys say Brad is the quietest guy in the house and that must be true because we have barely heard a peep out of his mouth. Brad meets Unicorn Des at the boardwalk and they spend the afternoon riding rides, playing games and eating salt water taffy. Des smells chocolate and follows are nose to the chocolate factory, I guess Charlie snuck them in the backdoor. The guys can see them riding on the carousel from their room and Zak is jealous b/c "things always happen on carousels" what kind of amusement parks does he go to? Later they have champagne on the beach on a kickass sandcastle couch by a bonfire. Looks pretty chilly. Des asks him what he's looking for in a wife and replies "nothing specific" sweet and a good mom, She tries to pry for more details but it's crickets. Yeah he's not getting a rose. Dinner that night is at a lighthouse and is even more boring. Again Des tries to get him to open up and Brad just basically mumbles, makes noises, and tell her how aammmaazing she is. Zzzzzzzzz. Since dinner is a fail, she asks if they want to take a walk to the top of the lighthouse. A gazillion steps later they reach the top and she's like thanks but I can't give you the rose, Bye. hahahaha he has to walk all the way back down all those steps. That's one hell of a walk of shame, and he didn't even get any!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The guys meet Des outside the Boardwalk Hall building and Juan Pablo immediately checks to make sure there are no wires or anything above that would indicate something dangerous. hahaha. They walk inside to meet Chris Harrison and the reigning Miss America-Mallory. Turns out they are going to be competing in a Mr. America Pageant, most of the guys don't look to excited except Michael who says he's dreamed of this as a kid. He has got to be joking, I hope. They get lessons from a pageant coach who is so fabulous he almost caught my tv on fire. There is a "talent table" where the guys can pick a talent accessory. Juan Pablo picks up the baton and is surprising good! Maybe comeback Kacey B from last season needs his number when this doesn't work out. Zak W picks the guitar, Ben picks the ribbon for ribbon dancing. Smart choice haha. Chris picks the heels. Oh boy. I think he's just being silly but I never find drag sexy. Des goes over to help him strap them on. Drew picks Shakespeare and says this is a "hodge podge of Tom foolery" more </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Drew stat!!! Kacey will be attempting to tap. Miss America Mallory pulls each of the guys away for a practice interview. She is one of the judges, along with Des and the major of Atlantic city. He looks like Cleveland from yay know, the Cleveland show. The show starts and the real interviews begin. Kacey is asked if he is a giver or a taker in a relationship? Of course he is a giver and affectionate. Zak W's question is he water or fire? He replies fire bc "the person you are with, it's your responsibility to fuel her fire" hmmm good answer. Brooks gets asked what kind of animal he would be and he immediately replies "a lion, no hesitation, king of the jungle" Love him!! Chris fumbles on his answer but it comes across endearing. Next is Juan Pablo- what is your ideal woman like? He says she has to love his daughter. Wait? He has a daughter? Perfect place to tell Des that, on the stage of a Mr America spoof. Mikey says he hates when women think he's just a meathead, well if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck.......</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Final round is the swimsuits. Each of the guys is given swim trucks, except Juan Pablo, Ben and of course Zak w who all get speedos hahaha. Mikey T says he is jealous he doesn't get to wear a speedo, see not a meathead at all. Each guy comes out to strut his stuff. Drew looks like he just walked off an Abercrombie shoot, seriously, can he get more screen time than Mikey or James?? Speaking of, Mikey comes out to prove his point one more time and flexes his pecs, ugh. You can tell Brooks is out of his element but he has fun with it and does silly poses, Des eats it up. They put Juan Pablo in a speedo and they don't even show us!! Damn u ABC. The completion is over, the 2nd runner up is Brooks! First runner up is Zak W? Guess she liked his song. And the winner is.......Kacey! He does the usual pageant winner freakout hahahhaa he's really growing on me. He doesn't win a rose but he does get flowers, a plush crown and a sash lol. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">After the competition, they head to an indoor pool for a pool party. Chris wants to show her he has a serious side. He used to be a pro baseball player, when that faltered he started writing poetry. Des also writes poetry so she eats it up. Ben pulls Des away.....to literally 5 steps away. They are sitting RIGHT in front of all the guys. More reason for the guys to hate him. And I can sense that Des has finally seen the tension that is brewing there. Of course Ben says he's not there to make friends, remember Tierra? Yep. Next is Zak's turn and he pulls out the guitar again (did they get to keep the talent accessories? Haha) so he can finish the rest of the song he wrote from the competition. She likes it so much that he gets the rose. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Anyway, Later that night Des makes a toast "Here's to Brooks for taking a finger" HAHAHA! oh Des. She sits down with DJ Brad first and he tells her he has a son and his ex tried to accuse him of abusing her. Red Flag. He hasn't got much screen time, has he always sounded that feminine??? Next Chris sweeps her away to "this little spot I found" which looked like a Helipad I believe. The views of the city were beautiful but I think producers had help in pointing him in the right direction, you rarely just stumble across a no access helipad. They start to build a connection and kiss, I'm sure he gets a rose this week. Brooks shows back up with his bandaged finger, still in his dodgeball shorts and apparently taken a fistfull of pain meds. Even doped up, he has a ton of chemistry with her. Wait What? Chris gets the date rose?? I mean the helipad views were great and all but dude broke his most important phalanges! Poor guy looks hurt too. To rub it in, Chris and Des get a not so private concert that the remaining guys can hear, and even see if they walk to the balcony. They slow dance and kiss.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Hashtag guy Kacey gets this weeks 1 on 1 date, but not before Chris Harrison interrupts our usually scheduled programming. A guy in the house has a girlfriend and it's ugly eyebrows Brian, oh snap! I bet that never happens on this show. My Husband says Brian looks like Nick from New Girl and he's right, uglier of course. Des hops in her teal bentley and drives over to guys house pissed. Des starts out polite with Brain, asking him if he's sincerely here for her, He says of course of course. Oh really? because your girlfriend that's right behind you begs to differ! "oh jeeze" was his reaction. At this point all the other guys in the house are crowding around the windows to watch this drama unfold, quick grab the popcorn! Brian still tries to deny any relationship with this girl Stephanie, even her son. Ouch, kids are involved? asshat. Stephanie barely gets a breath in as she explains that he told her he was coming out to Cali for a business trip, he even invited her along knowing she could never come. Shady!! Now, I don't know this girl, I feel horrible for her and her son but does she remind anyone else of Tierra? Just my observation. So Des tells Brian that he needs to pack his shit and leave. See ya! sidenote- Brian and Stephanie left in separate cars, but do they have to fly back on the same plane since they are obdviously going back to the same city?? Awkward!!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Kacey finally gets to go on his date. He mentions that he doesn't like heights, so naturally the date involves heights. They will be dancing on the side of a building while attached to ropes, also known as bandaloop, who knew? They didn't seem scared at all, Des was flipping and spinning all over the place, which she seems to enjoy more than the company. Kacey isn't so bad once he stopped being #annoying, but i just don't see any chemistry there. Later that night at dinner, a sudden wind storm rolls in. They decide it would be a good idea to jump on the pool. Des is freezing, pool furniture is flying everywhere, they both have towels on their heads?? and Kacey thinks "hey now looks like an opportune moment to kiss her" Fortunately for Kasey, Brian's big fail earlier worked in his favor. A 'thanks for not being a cheater but I don't see you sticking around long" rose.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jeff Probst lookalike Dan, Jersey shore James (Jamesy Shore?), Juan Pablo, Veteran Bryden and Shirtless Zak get the 2nd group date. A stagecoach and horses are waiting out front to take them to a cowboy bootcamp. Des shows up wearing an old fashioned purple gown, she looked stunning!! She does some stunt action and throws a dude off a roof, too bad it wasn't Brian. The guys change into cowboy attire and they look waaaaay better than the dodge ball outfits. Of course this southern girl is a sucker for cowboys! Des changes again into a pretty white southern belle dress, love these old dresses. The guys each do their scripted stunts, Dan rips his pants, Juan Pablo was all suave speaking his lines in spanish. Des all but throws are panties at him, so of course he gets 1 on 1 time, no rose yet. They get a private screening of the new Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp. They feed each other popcorn, Juan Pablo conveniently drops popcorn down her cleavage and that starts the make out session. These 2 have the most sexual chemistry but he's not marriage material.....she will probably keep him around for the fantasy suites later though. Cut to later that night, back with the rest of the group date guys. (what were they doing for the 2 hour 29 min run time of the Lone Ranger? eating popcorn of each other too? maybe) Her and Bryden have a connection but he's so shy and timid, she's always asking him to kiss her already! She was very giggly with Zak, maybe it was the moonshine. Jamesy Shore explains that his dad has cancer and wants to be sure she's not wasting his time being here, umm yes go home and see your sick father dude! Wait, where is she going? to get the date rose! Lesson kids- Cancer gets you rose's, broken bones do not. She hands him the rose and, oh crap, he gives her a pretty purple flower he picked while she stepped away. That's a first on this show and very sweet actually, Damn you James, you're growing on me : \</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">There is no cocktail party, instead Des is having a pool party, same thing. Everyone fights for time with Des but shirtless, of course that's nothing different in Zaks world. Ben sneaks out to greet Des as she pulls up to the guys house, They go for a quick ride and chat, nothing wrong with that, gotta get time with Des any way you can and he does not have a rose yet like last week. The only problem here is his unfortunate tank top and bright pink shorts. Some of the guys witness them pull up and kiss. Jersey Mike and Michael G pull him aside when he denies having one on one time yet. I think it would be nice to have friends in the house but I think Ben is right, he was being more respectful by keeping things between him and Des instead of flaunting here and bragging there. Again, I still have yet to see anything from Ben, except spend time with Des. The worst threat Ben gets is "we are no longer friends" from Kasey. Why is Kasey mad? he has a rose already? Dan pulls Des aside with a pizza and the pizza box reads "Will you be my GF or is that cheesey?" I love me some pizza but yes that was heavy on the cheese. Brandon is crying again, and telling Des he loves her already! whoooaaa nellie! You need at least 5 episodes to fall in love not 3, duh everyone knows that : )- Des looks uncomfortable. What's also uncomfortable is the shot of Chris Harrison announcing it's rose ceremony time and ALL the men and little ol' Des are the that tiny hot tub, Sausagefest!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Everyone looks showered and dressed up, too bad they didn't roll with the bathing suits. I do love Des' Royal blue dress with a royal blue sequins.....breastplate? too much GoT I know. I hear Des designs all her cocktail dresses this season, Good job girl! I'm a sparkle and glitter whore hahaha the more sequins the better! The rose ceremony goes by fast and it's Survivor Dan and BooHoo Brandon are left without roses. Does the bachelor have a therapist? He needs to work out his abandonment issues.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Chris Harrison enters the bachelor house, a new table this year, anyone else think it looks like the table of<span style="background-color: white;"> Westeros</span><span style="background-color: white;"> </span>in Dragonstone in GoT? and those votive candles are the war pawns or whatever they call them. Cutey Brooks gets the first 1 on 1 date. Des picks him up in her teal bentley and they head to a........bridal shop! perfect for a first date right?!? Well Des is a dress designer so that makes a little more sense, maybe. Des tricks Brooks into thinking he has to try on dresses too, he's a good sport about it and looks relieved when Des confesses it's just a joke. Her trying on dresses doesn't seem so bad now does it buddy? Next, they stop by a cupcake truck (Charlotte needs more food trucks!!) and they get swarmed by excited fans. Side note: I was so excited Emily was filming in my hometown during her season. My husband actually helped with the sound and lighting for a concert on the show, of course I went. There were a ton of screaming fans there and I didn't want to be that girl pushing and fighting my way to the front. no thanks, not for me, I will see it on tv. I do know another former contestant from Charlotte but she's a bottle rat and I couldn't care less when I see her, shooo bar fly don't bother me.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ok back to Des and Brooks, They have a picnic on the Hollywood sign, that's cool! that makes up for the bridal shop. Night falls and they are driving through the city, what looks like the ghetto. Brooks gets all white boy nervous when Des wants to take them down a deadend street.....Surprise! It's a romantic dinner on a bridge that they reused from Kalon and Lindzi's date last season on Bachelor Pad. The Exact same date, lighting, same freaking bridge I think. I know ABC isn't hurting for money. </span><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">At dinner, Des asks Brooks how his parents divorce affected the way he sees marriage. Wow a legitimate question! He wants what his parents didn't have, and be a father his father wasn't. I think he will be in the final two, of course he gets a Rose!</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On this date- Dan(Jeff Probst lookalike), Juan Pablo, #Kasey, Zack(sneakers w/ suit), Token Will, Eyebrows Brain, Michael G (federal prosecutor), Drew(digital analyst), James (Jersey shore), Mikey T( T for Testosterone?), Shirtless Zak W, Charlotte Nick, Brandon (arrived on a motorcycle), and Ben with the son. The guys are going to be making a music video called "The right reasons". The Bachelor is basically spoofing themselves and their past contestants. Making fun of guys on past seasons who weren't there for....yep you guessed it- the right reasons. Solja Boy comes out and he really does look like a boy, especially compared to some of these 'roided out guys. Each guy attempts to rap freestyle and it's painful to watch. Des is goofy and she's looking for a guy who can make fun of himself, yep they'll be doing a lot of that! Solja Bot picks Brandon, Michael, Ben and James as the "best" rappers, the rest of the guys are backup dancers. oh boy. Ben is dressed as Wes from Jillian's season, the country singer who sang "Love don't come easy". James is Justin aka Rated-R, the wrestler from Ali's season. They look very similar too! Michael G is Jason Messnick, he wasn't too bad of a guy? He was the Bachelor who just cried a lot from balconies, oh and switched girls at the end. He proposed to Melissa (Dancing with the Stars) but changed his mind after the finale and picked Molly, the runner up. Ouch. Brandon is Kasey- Mr. Guard and protect your heart, also from Ali's season (poor girl!). Brandon has to wear a shirt, vest and.....tighty whities? And embarrassingly shake his junk in front of Des. I'm confused as to how this getup relates to Kasey? All he did was sing cheesy songs, and spit out ridiculous sayings left and right. Des also gets a solo, while it's not as terrible as the guys, the whole song is just bad. Later on in the night- Shirtless Zak gives Des a blank antique journal, it is actually very sweet and thoughtful. Zak wins some points here, but still has a weird face. Ben steals Des away from Mikey Testosterone and he goes back to the guys to bitch. Ben and Des talk for a while and he asks permission to kiss her. Can't hate a guy for being chivalrous, I think Des likes him but I don't see a ton of chemistry. Brandon oversees them kissing and starts to cry, he thinks he's falling in love with her, but is nervous to talk to her. Slow down buddy. Michael G tells Des that he's got her back....whatever that means. Mikey T pulls Ben aside and tells him that he doesn't like him swooping in on his time with Des. Mikey obviously has never seen this show before, that's how this works guys, go steal her back! Ben says he won't stab him in the back and complements his shoes? way to go bro. Brandon finally works up the courage to talk to Des, he steals are away from Drew and no one seems to throw a hissy fit. Brandon talks about his childhood, he had it rough! Dad left, mom was an addict and never home so he had to raise his siblings. Poor guy. The group date Rose goes to Ben and the guys hate him even more. Hey guys, you're jealousy is showing.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Des picks Bryden (Iraqi war veteran) up at the house and they head up the coast of California. They stop for snacks and Brydens face lights up when she picks out the white cheddar cheese popcorn. Cute. They stop at a beach and attempt to fly a kite, no bueno. So they get lunch instead, fish tacos. Up the coast some more they stop at an orange grove for a picnic. Dang this girl likes to eat! Bryden has never heard of brie before, maybe you should have stuck with the cheese popcorn Des. Later that night they have dinner at a resort and spa. Bryden pulls out some conveniently placed photos from his pocket of a car crash he was in when he was in college working construction. Ouch, it looked bad. Of course he gets the rose. They get in the hot tub and Des is giving him all the signals. Finally she says "just kiss me already" hahaha. Go Des. I like them two, they are cute. In my opinion, she has a stronger connection to Brooks, but he's going to stick around for a while. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Des is wearing an beautiful green dress, it makes her body look fantastic. Michael G is the first to sit down with her. He tries to explain to her that he has diabetes, but Ben, who already has a rose this week from the group date, walks in and steals her away. Michael G already didn't like the guy, now he is for sure on his shit list. It is rude to get alone time when you already have a rose and guys without rose's haven't gotten any time, but it happens every season! After Ben returns, all the guys are in the main room and Mikey Testosterone again gets all up in Bens business, Michael G then pulls him outside, Mikey and Nick follow them. They chew him out but Ben doesn't understand the problem? He likes Des, He wants <span style="background-color: white;">to </span>talk to her? that's here for the right reasons. Ben walks away and the bitchfest kicks in full gear with the guys. These men gossip like women! They say he never talks about his son and only talks about his bar and owning his own company. Wait? didn't they just say he never talks to them? I just haven't seen anything horrible from Ben yet but the guys sure do hate him. Cut to Brian stealing Des away from Will, I guess the guys are too wrapped up in Ben to notice. Anyways, back to Brian, he literally scoops Des up and takes her away, which I like but then he heads towards the pool acting like he's going to throw her in. FYI guys- Not cool!! Girls do not like that unless they have already been in the pool on a hot sunny day. Luckily, he does not throw her in. Instead they talk about his past relationships. His eyebrows/brow bone is really distracting, in a bad way. He says his last relationship was "a couple months ago" but it really ended 6 months ago. What? Red flag. Des is nodding on trying to comprehend. Body language- she's sitting on the opposite side of the couch, looks like a business meeting. He won't last long.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Rose Ceremony- James is called first,ugh, Kasey, Dan, Juan Pablo, Brad(no date yet), Chris, Brian ugh, Zak W, Drew, Mikey, Zack, Michael, and the last rose goes to...... Brandon.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Going Home- Will, Robert the sign spinner, and Nick from Charlotte. They never really got any screen time anyway, and no exit tears.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">My Top Picks- Brooks, Chris, Drew -they all seem to stay away from the Ben drama, I like that. </span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">Next Week- Wrestling and cowboys? an ambulance, more Ben non-drama, and </span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">The Girlfriend Scandal! Is it Brian? Ben's baby momma? We'll find out!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">-Just my Jenuine opinion</span><br />
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